Heimandatz, Nacho Golem

Heimandatz, Nacho Golem
Monster ID	704
Locations	Anywhere after defeating the béarnaise zombie
Hit Points	150
Attack	115
Defense	103
Initiative	60
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	friendly cheez blob, Heimandatz's heart
Quest	secret tropical island volcano lair map
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Heimandatz, Nacho Golem

You find your path blocked by... well, you're not sure what it is, exactly, but it's pretty gross. It appears to be a giant pile of thin triangular shards of something, coated with a viscous, bright orange sludge. You know, actually, it looks just like the world's largest pile of nasty truck-stop nachos...

Oh. Uh-oh.

The pile begins to quiver, and then quake. The chips begin to slide across each other and link edge to edge, glued in place by the "cheez" that oozes between the cracks. You stand transfixed in awe as the mass of nachos reconfigures itself into that horrible eight-foot tall humanoid monstrosity that you never truly believed existed: Heimandatz, the Nacho Golem. It looks like Lumpy has been recruiting some of the other terrors forsaken by the Source. Not good.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

It rams a pseudopod straight down your throat. You gag on the taste as your pores and arteries clog. It's a lot like every meal you ate in college. Argh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tosses jalapeños at you, but you snap them out of the air with your mouth. Delicious!

It pokes you with a chip, but the chip has liquified from being covered in cheez.

It splashes burning-hot cheez at you, but you focus your chi and dodge.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain some <substat>.

You acquire an item: secret tropical island volcano lair map

You acquire an item: Heimandatz's heart

You acquire an item: friendly cheez blob