Heimandatz, Nacho Golem: Difference between revisions
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Oh. Uh-oh. | Oh. Uh-oh. | ||
The pile begins to quiver, and then quake. The chips begin to slide across each other and link edge to edge, glued in place by the "cheez" that oozes between the cracks. You stand transfixed in awe as the mass of nachos reconfigures itself into that horrible eight-foot tall humanoid monstrosity that you never truly believed existed: Heimandatz, the Nacho Golem. It looks like Lumpy has been recruiting some of the other terrors forsaken by the Source. Not good.| | The pile begins to quiver, and then quake. The chips begin to slide across each other and link edge to edge, glued in place by the "cheez" that oozes between the cracks. You stand transfixed in awe as the mass of nachos reconfigures itself into that horrible eight-foot tall humanoid monstrosity that you never truly believed existed: Heimandatz, the Nacho Golem. It looks like Lumpy has been recruiting some of the other terrors forsaken by the Source. Not good.|hit=It splashes burning-hot cheez at you. It's like napalm, only with more cholesterol. {{ouch|4}} | ||
It pokes you in the bung with one stale chip. {{ouch|4}}| | |||
critical=It rams a pseudopod straight down your throat. You gag on the taste as your pores and arteries clog. It's a lot like every meal you ate in college. {{ouch|2}}| | critical=It rams a pseudopod straight down your throat. You gag on the taste as your pores and arteries clog. It's a lot like every meal you ate in college. {{ouch|2}}| | ||
miss=It tosses jalapeños at you, but you snap them out of the air with your mouth. Delicious! | miss=It tosses jalapeños at you, but you snap them out of the air with your mouth. Delicious! | ||
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It tries to stab you in the roof of the mouth, but you keep your mouth closed (for once). | It tries to stab you in the roof of the mouth, but you keep your mouth closed (for once). | ||
It splashes cheez across your face, but you eat it before it can do any damage. | |||
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{{stat| | {{stat|28}} | ||
{{acquire|item=secret tropical island volcano lair map}} | {{acquire|item=secret tropical island volcano lair map}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Heimandatz's heart}} | {{acquire|item=Heimandatz's heart}} | ||
{{acquire|item=friendly cheez blob}} | {{acquire|item=friendly cheez blob}} | ||
Revision as of 05:01, 1 March 2010
| Heimandatz, Nacho Golem | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 704 |
| Locations | Anywhere after defeating the béarnaise zombie |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 115 |
| Defense | 103 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | friendly cheez blob, Heimandatz's heart |
| Quest | secret tropical island volcano lair map |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Heimandatz, Nacho GolemYou find your path blocked by... well, you're not sure what it is, exactly, but it's pretty gross. It appears to be a giant pile of thin triangular shards of something, coated with a viscous, bright orange sludge. You know, actually, it looks just like the world's largest pile of nasty truck-stop nachos...
Oh. Uh-oh.
The pile begins to quiver, and then quake. The chips begin to slide across each other and link edge to edge, glued in place by the "cheez" that oozes between the cracks. You stand transfixed in awe as the mass of nachos reconfigures itself into that horrible eight-foot tall humanoid monstrosity that you never truly believed existed: Heimandatz, the Nacho Golem. It looks like Lumpy has been recruiting some of the other terrors forsaken by the Source. Not good.
Hit Message(s):
It splashes burning-hot cheez at you. It's like napalm, only with more cholesterol. Eek! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
It pokes you in the bung with one stale chip. Eek! Ugh! Ow! Eek!
It rams a pseudopod straight down your throat. You gag on the taste as your pores and arteries clog. It's a lot like every meal you ate in college. Ouch! Eek!
It tosses jalapeños at you, but you snap them out of the air with your mouth. Delicious!
It pokes you with a chip, but the chip has liquified from being covered in cheez.
It splashes burning-hot cheez at you, but you focus your chi and dodge.
It tries to stab you in the roof of the mouth, but you keep your mouth closed (for once).
It splashes cheez across your face, but you eat it before it can do any damage.
not known
| You gain 28 <substat>. |
 | You acquire an item: secret tropical island volcano lair map |
 | You acquire an item: Heimandatz's heart |
 | You acquire an item: friendly cheez blob |
