Helix Fossil

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Familiar number: 185
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Helix Fossil
Great Helix Fossil deliver us from evil with great anarchy

Weakens enemies, occasionally attacks, knows everything

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Ability:

Throne/Bjorn:

Hatchling: strange helix fossil

Familiar-Specific Equipment: S.S. Ticket

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:
  • Start of combat:

    Your opponent walks off of a nearby ledge for some reason, spraining his ankle or ankle-analogue.

    Monster attack power reduced by X

    Monster defense reduced by X

    A beam of light descends from the heavens, enveloping you with glorious radiance. Your opponent finds this somewhat distracting.

    Monster attack power reduced by X

    Monster defense reduced by X

    Your opponent is distracted by the sudden sound of thousands of people shouting directions in his mind.

    Monster attack power reduced by X

    Monster defense reduced by X

  • During Combat (sometimes):

    A stream of random voices enter your mind. They say: "A. B. UP. LEFT. A. A. START. DOWN. B. LEFT. A."

    Your limbs move automatically, jerking you about the scenery as you opponent watches, puzzled by your sudden spasm. This ends with you smashing your foe to the ground with an attack you didn't even know was possible, dealing X damage.

  • After Combat:

    A shaft of warm light envelops your fallen opponent, and they ascend bodily to the heavens. You feel a great sense of peace and tranquility, and it doesn't even occur to you how friggin weird this is.

    You gain some hit points.

    You gain some Mana Points.

    A little girl runs up and shouts for your opponent to return to her. She somehow stuffs <her> into a little red and white ball, and stomps off, sulking at her loss. You don't really know what's going on, but victory feels good?

    You gain some hit points.

    You gain some Mana Points.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  Can't be placed in Buddy Bjorn.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  That familiar doesn't want to go in the Crown of Thrones.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  ?

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> sits majestically near the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  power and majesty are not diminished by the ridiculous wax lips you've put on it.

Arena Messages

When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match, Obstacle Course or Scavenger Hunt:

• <name> can't move under its own power, so it's not very effective.

Notes

• At the start of combat, delevels by familiar weight/2. (always?)
• Restores HP/MP at the end of combat <frequency>% of the time.
• Grants the combat skill Consult the Helix Fossil.

References

• One giant homage to Twitch Plays Pokémon ("TPP").
  • In TPP, the constant stream of pseudo-random user input led to the frequent use of items that did nothing, like the S.S. Ticket and Helix Fossil. This, of course, led to the playerbase creating an entire religion around the great Helix Fossil.
  • The "anarchy" in the haiku refers to the "democracy vs. anarchy" system used later on in the game. In the player-made TPP canon, the Helix Fossil was the champion of anarchy, and the Dome Fossil (the Helix's evil nemesis) the champion of democracy.
  • Enemies walking off of a ledge refers to one of TPP's great stumbling blocks -- long ledges where anyone pressing "down" would start the whole thing over.