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{{battletop|image=meatbug.gif|a=an|name=infinite meat bug|text=This isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.}} | {{battletop|image=meatbug.gif|a=an|name=infinite meat bug|text=This isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.}} | ||
<center> | <center>It bugs you in the {{part}}. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. {{ouch|4}} | ||
It bugs you in the {{part}}. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. {{ouch|4}} | |||
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}} | It catches you in its jaws and munches on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}} | ||
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It tries to munch on your {{part}}, but you step on it, even though it was your hero. | It tries to munch on your {{part}}, but you step on it, even though it was your hero. | ||
It tries to bug you in the {{part}}, but you bug out before he can. | It tries to bug you in the {{part}}, but you bug out before he can.</center> | ||
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{{acquire|1|image=meatgem.gif|item=incredibly dense meat gem|num=}} | {{acquire|1|image=meatgem.gif|item=incredibly dense meat gem|num=}} | ||
{{stat|9}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Treasury]] (extremely rarely). | Occurs at [[Treasury]] (extremely rarely). | ||
Revision as of 01:51, 12 August 2006
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <kidney>. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
It tries to munch on your <kidney>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.
 | You gain 10,000 Meat |
 | You acquire incredibly dense meat gems |
| You gain 9 <substat>. |
Occurs at Treasury (extremely rarely).
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- The miss text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"
- The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat.
- The words "a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat" from the description may be a reference to the Infinite Improbability Drive, a fictional propulsion system from the Douglas Adams book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
