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{{acquire | {{acquire|item=Consolation ribbon|chance=100%}} | ||
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Occurs at [[Treasury]] (extremely rarely). | Occurs at [[Treasury]] (extremely rarely). | ||
Revision as of 04:22, 10 November 2006
| Infinite meat bug | |
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| Monster ID | 230 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Treasury (ultra-rarely) |
| Hit Points | 30 |
| Attack | 45 |
| Defense | 40 |
| No-Hit | 55 |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | 8,000-12,000 |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | incredibly dense meat gem |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an infinite meat bugThis isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.
Hit Message(s):
It bugs you in the <lower back>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ow!
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <lower back>. Ooh! Ouch! Oof!
not known
It tries to munch on your <lower back>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.
It tries to bug you in the <lower back>, but you bug out before he can.
not known
 | You gain 10,000 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: incredibly dense meat gem (100% chance)* |
| You gain 9 <substat>. |
If you lose the fight:
 | You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Treasury (extremely rarely).
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- The miss text makes a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Spider, which contains the lines "Spider / Step on spider!" and "Spider / He is our hero!"
- The monster name and description refer to bugs exploited to obtain a near-infinite amount of meat.
- The words "a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat" from the description may be a reference to the Infinite Improbability Drive, a fictional propulsion system from the Douglas Adams book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
