Ittah bittah hookah

ittah bittah hookah

This is a tiny little water pipe, perfect for giving your familiar lung cancer. Er, I mean, perfect for allowing your familiar to relax and enjoy itself in a manner which is nobody's business but your familiar's. Besides, your familiar can quit anytime it wants, it just doesn't want to right now.

Type: familiar equipment
Familiar: any
Cannot be traded or discarded

+5 to Familiar Weight
Magical Smoke!

(In-game plural: ittah bittah hookahs)

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Item number: 4519
Description ID: 279445768
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A Moment of Reflection

The Duchess' Cottage

Messages

• <name> takes a pull on the hookah, and immediately goes into a coughing fit, blowing a cloud of smoke in your face. Since this is magic smoke, instead of giving you cancer (or, perhaps in addition to giving you cancer), it gives you an effect:

You acquire an effect: ... something (duration: 6 Adventures)[[Data:{{{effect}}}]]

Notes

• This item gives your familiar the ability to blow smoke in your face at the start of combat, granting 5 turns (6 if you count the one you get the effect in) of one random effect out of most non-detrimental effects in the game.
• This item can bring you above the 3 AT buff limit. If you are above the buff limit and unequip your Hat, Pants, or Accessories, the extra buffs are removed just as if you removed equipment that granted extra songs.
• This item can give you ordinarily class-specific effects, such as Frozen Shoulders or Disco Concentration.
• The Hookah will not grant:
  • Content Familiar effects: Half-Astral, Absinthe-Minded, Form of...Cockroach!, Shape of...Mole!, Form of...Bird!, Transpondent, Dis Abled, Just the Best Anapests
    • Effects from the Stomping Boots' pastes are obtainable.
  • Stabilizing Oiliness, Slippery Oiliness, Expert Oiliness.
  • some Combat Frequency modifiers: Inky Camouflage, Smooth Movements, Musk of the Moose, Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation, The Sonata of Sneakiness
    • Though Fresh Scent and Hippy Stench are possible.
  • Costume effects connected to the Monster Manuel.
  • Cereal Killer
  • Juicy Boost
  • Mr. Skullhead's Birthday Happiness
• Gives one effect at the start of every 6th combat encounter for which the Hookah is equipped. By using free runaways and/or extending buff durations, you are able to stack multiple buffs from the Hookah.
• The hookah may give you 6 additional turns of an effect you already have active. It will still count down 6 more adventures before giving you a new effect.

References

• In the novel Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Alice stumbles upon a hookah-smoking caterpillar. As most caterpillars are rather small (this particular one being exactly three inches high, which is a very good height indeed), they need tiny hookahs accordingly.
• The item description is a reference to the smoking industry's view on its products.

Duchess' Feast Ingredients
Class	Item	Reflection choice
Seal Clubber	walrus ice cream	Field of Strawberries
Turtle Tamer	beautiful soup	Croquet Grounds
Pastamancer	eggman noodles*	Field of Strawberries
Sauceror	Vial of jus de larmes*	Caucus Racetrack
Disco Bandit	Lobster qua Grill	Croquet Grounds
Accordion Thief	missing wine	Caucus Racetrack
*eggman noodles and vial of jus de larmes must be cooked together to create Humpty Dumplings

Collection

• 🥇: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 14
• 🥈: Artie Effham (#976900) - 12
• 🥉: Violet42 (#1599579) - 3
• #4: Mme_Defarge (#307559), Yatsufusa (#1617484) - 2
• #6: Acoustic_shadow (#1948577), Agath (#2163357), Agburanar (#556788), Akrim (#1724879), Andyzero (#459896) - 1

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