Izzy the Lizard

Izzy the Lizard

Izzy the Lizard is located in the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts and will assign you a variety of quests.

My Other Car Is Made of Meat

• Message before having the level requirement of the bitchin' meatcar quest, or the first time you visit if you completed the quest before the guild changes were made:

"Hey, buddy. You must be the new <class>. I'm Izzy -- Izzy the Lizard, they call me. You wanna buy a watch? Or a necklace? Guaranteed real metal. No? How about a totally authentic treasure map, written by pirates on this ancient bar coaster. Hey, come back!"

• Message on initial visit:

You ask Izzy about the meatcar.

He suddenly looks particularly cagey.

"The meatcar? Well... I was over near Degrassi Knoll... and, umm, I was mugged! Yeah, mugged. Totally. And they stole the meatcar.

Nothing to do with a poker game at all.

If I know those gnolls (and I'm not saying I do,) they'll have completely stripped the car by now. You'll have to filch these parts and build a new one."

He scribbles a list of parts on the back of a napkin and hands it to you.

You acquire Degrassi Knoll shopping lists

• Message on subsequent vists:

"Any luck with the meatcar? Once you've got all of the parts from the gnolls or wherever, just stick 'em together with meat paste."

• Message after having built the bitchin' meatcar:

"Hey, you finished the meatcar? Nice! Listen -- I'll make ya a deal: don't tell Shifty about this little incident, and I'll put in a good word for you with the chick at the travel agency at the beach.

Here, I'll mark the spot on your map. Oh, and hey, if you get in the mood for a little bit of 'entertainment' while you're down that way, you should definitely head South of the Border."

• Message after having built the bitchin' meatcar and talked to him at least once before:

Izzy gives you a cagey look as you approach, and starts whistling innocently. You tighten the strings on your meat pouch, and decide to find someone else to talk to.

Adventurer and Familiar Go To White Citadel

• Message on initial visit:

"Pssst... hey! Hey, buddy!" You warily walk over to Izzy the Lizard to see what he wants. "Listen, I need ya to do me a favor. I haven't eaten lunch yet, but I can't leave because I'm waiting to meet a guy about some merchandise that, er, fell off the back of a cart. Go to the White Citadel near Whitey's Grove and grab the takeout order I phoned in, will ya? I'll make it worth your while."