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He starts to explain the difference between his religion and that of standard-issue Puritans, but it's all so boring that you pass out immediately and hit your head on the desk. I mean ground. {{ouch|10}} | He starts to explain the difference between his religion and that of standard-issue Puritans, but it's all so boring that you pass out immediately and hit your head on the desk. I mean ground. {{ouch|10}} | ||
|miss= | |miss=He tries to headbutt you with his massive hat, but in accordance with the standard rules of weaponry, its huge size makes it very slow. | ||
|critical= | |critical= | ||
|fumble=His hat becomes unbalanced and slips down over his eyes, and also all of the rest of him.}} | |fumble=His hat becomes unbalanced and slips down over his eyes, and also all of the rest of him.}} | ||
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Occurs at [[Thanksgiving Island]]. | |||
==Notes== | |||
Immediately leads into fight with [[it Boiling Cloud]]. | |||
Revision as of 04:42, 22 December 2024
| Jedediah | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2467 |
| Locations | Thanksgiving Island |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, body, hat, head, leg |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting JedediahYou see a strange black hut in the distance and, figuring it must be the boss's hideout, you head toward it. It turns out to be smaller and closer than you thought, because it is in fact that boss's hat. Which is bigger than you expected, so we've got the rare case of something being both smaller and larger than you thought it was going to be, isn't that fun? "Fie on thee!" says the strange man. "Thou woulds't interrupt our feaste of thankefullness and peace? I shall cracke thy head upon Plymouth's Rock!"
Hit Message(s):
He headbutts you with his massive hat. Yeah, it's just made of felt, but it's a lot of felt. Eek! Oof! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Oof!
He pulls a flintlock pistol from underneath his hat-buckle and blasts you with it. Fortunately, those are single-shot, but he might have another under there. Ugh! Argh! Oof! Eek! Argh! Eek! Eek! Oof! Oof! Argh!
He starts to explain the difference between his religion and that of standard-issue Puritans, but it's all so boring that you pass out immediately and hit your head on the desk. I mean ground. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ooh!
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He tries to headbutt you with his massive hat, but in accordance with the standard rules of weaponry, its huge size makes it very slow.
His hat becomes unbalanced and slips down over his eyes, and also all of the rest of him. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at Thanksgiving Island.
Notes
Immediately leads into fight with it Boiling Cloud.
