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Jerry Bradford replaces | Jerry Bradford replaces the mainline quest bosses, with the exception of [[Ed the Undying]], in a [[Pocket Familiars]] run. He uses a [[Penguin Goodfella]] named Tommy, a [[Garbage Fire]] named Arcanine and a [[Stab Bat]] named Edgelord. | ||
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"You'll see!" he sneers, kicking some of the bones toward you. "I'm gonna be the top pokéfam champion in the world! Smell ya later!" he yells over his shoulder as he storms out of the Cyrpt. | "You'll see!" he sneers, kicking some of the bones toward you. "I'm gonna be the top pokéfam champion in the world! Smell ya later!" he yells over his shoulder as he storms out of the Cyrpt. | ||
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Revision as of 17:49, 3 March 2018
Jerry Bradford replaces the mainline quest bosses, with the exception of Ed the Undying, in a Pocket Familiars run. He uses a Penguin Goodfella named Tommy, a Garbage Fire named Arcanine and a Stab Bat named Edgelord.
"Hah! Guess you were after the Boss Bat too, huh? Looks like I got here first!"
Jerry Bradford is standing here with his collar popped and a sneer on his face. His pokéfam are sneering too, which is disconcerting.
"That fight was waaaaay too easy," he says, rolling his eyes. "I hope you'll be a little more of a challenge! Though from the look of you, I doubt it! Ha ha haa!"
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"Hmph!" the kid snorts. "You just got lucky! And anyway I wasn't hardly even trying! Next time I see you, I'll show you what a real pokéfam battle is like!"
He chucks a wadded-up scrap of leather at you and stomps out of the Bat Hole. "Smell ya later, loser!"
When you enter the throne room, you see that jerk kid lounging sideways in the throne, wearing the Goblin King's crown backwards.
"Hey there, loser!" he waves at you, smirking. "Looks like you were too slow again!"
"Who even are you?" you ask.
"Me? I'm Jerry Bradford! And you better remember that name, 'coz I'm gonna be the pokéfam champion!"
"The what?"
"Bet you want this sweet crown, huh? Well you'll have to fight me for it! Pokéfam style!"
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"Bah!" Jerry scowls, chucking the crown at you. "Who cares about some dumb crown, anyway? That's small potatoes, compared to my destiny!"
He slouches over to the throne room door and kicks it open. "Smell ya later, loser!"
You enter the Haert of the Cyrpt, and find that kid again. He's kicking around a large pile of dagon bones. "Oh, it's you. I should've expected," you say.
"Miss me?" he sneers.
"Yeah, sure Jeremy," you say.
"Jerry! Jerry Bradford! Didn't I tell you specifically to remember my name?"
"Whatever. Are you gonna insist on a pokéfam battle now?"
"Heck yeah I am!" he says. "Get ready to lose, loser!"
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"Hmph!" Jerry snorts. "I wasn't hardly even trying anyway!"
"That's what you said the first time," you say. "Maybe you should give that trying thing a shot."
"You'll see!" he sneers, kicking some of the bones toward you. "I'm gonna be the top pokéfam champion in the world! Smell ya later!" he yells over his shoulder as he storms out of the Cyrpt.
