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* Usually gives additional items, item drop percent, meat, stats, or effects after combat; monsters that drop nothing might drop something in other battles. The rewards are sometimes also phylum dependent. The messages themselves have some variance to them based on phylum, location, and body parts.
* Usually gives additional items, item drop percent, meat, stats, or effects after combat; monsters that drop nothing might drop something in other battles. The rewards are sometimes also phylum dependent. The messages themselves have some variance to them based on phylum, location, and body parts.


 
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*''Against a monster that can drop a pocket wish:''
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
:I bet you didn't know that the chalkdust wraith has a secret bone in its eye, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish. {{acquire|item=pocket wish}}
!Outcome type!!Phylum!!Messages!!Notes
*''Against a monster that can drop a pocket wish, but the daily limit has been reached:''
|-
:Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from hagfish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.
||items||any?||I bet you didn't know that the chalkdust wraith has a secret bone in its eye, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish.{{acquire|item=pocket wish}}|| Limit 3 per day
*''Against a monster that drops a gob of wet hair:''
|-
:These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere.{{acquire|item=gob of wet hair}}
||other||any?||Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from hagfish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us.||This message type replaces the pocket wish drop after all three are obtained from this skill for the day
*''Against a monster that drops a worthless trinket:''
|-
:Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the Knight in White Satin has a secret pouch under its solar plexus, where its stores its lucky charms.{{acquire|item=worthless gewgaw}}
||items||any?||Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the Knight in White Satin has a secret pouch under its solar plexus, where its stores its lucky charms.{{acquire|item=worthless gewgaw}}||worthless trinkets, fat stacks of cash
*''Against a monster that drops...something:''
|-
:These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest.{{acquire|item=}}
||items||any?||These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere.{{acquire|item=gob of wet hair}}||
*''Against a monster that can give you Ultrahydrated:''
|-
:I bet you didn't know that the magical fruit bat keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
||items||any?||These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest.{{acquire|item=}}||[[I Refuse!]] items?
|-
||items||[[:Category:Beasts|Beasts]]||These things have a really long muscle near their calf that tastes just like pork!{{acquire|item=long pork}}||
|-
||items||[[:Category:Constructs|Constructs]]||Every white chocolate golem has a tiny little mechanical core.{{acquire|item=clockwork key}}
|| [[Supertinkering]] items?
|-
||items||[[:Category:Fish|Fish]]||This type of fish has way more scales than you'd expect.{{acquire|item=dull fish scale|num=3}}||
|-
||other||any?||These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them.||A message that implies increased item drops. Effect unknown.
|-
||other||any?||This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.||From a monster that can give you an effect, but didn't. Includes the secret gummi monsters.
|-
||effect||any?||Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!{{acquireEffect|effect=Gummibrain|duration=10}}|| monster may not always give effect
|-
||effect||any?||Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!{{acquireEffect|effect=Gummiheart|duration=10}}|| monster may not always give effect
|-
||effect||any?||Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!{{acquireEffect|effect=Gummiskin|duration=10}}|| monster may not always give effect
|-
||effect||any?||Did you know that the angry piñata has a very particular flavor? Go ahead, give it a try!{{acquireEffect|effect=Ooh, Bitter!|duration=10}}||
|-
||effect||any?||I bet you didn't know that the magical fruit bat keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
<center>''or''</center>
<center>''or''</center>
:Renowned biologist Dr. Peter Grödenfarb discovered that the pygmy witch nurse keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
Renowned biologist Dr. Peter Grödenfarb discovered that the pygmy witch nurse keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
{{acquireEffect|effect=Ultrahydrated|duration=5}}
{{acquireEffect|effect=Ultrahydrated|duration=5}}
*''Against a monster that can give elemental resistance:''
||
:Monsters 101 will teach you that the ganger secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months.{{acquireEffect|effect=Antiantifrozen|duration=10}}
|-
:It's well known in biology circles that the pygmy witch lawyer 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.{{acquireEffect|effect=Imagining Guts|duration=10}}
||effect||any?||Monsters 101 will teach you that the ganger secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months.{{acquireEffect|effect=Antiantifrozen|duration=10}}||
:Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the sabre-toothed ferret's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.{{acquireEffect|effect=Disabled Olfactory Processing|duration=10}}
|-
:Did you know that the Eldritch Tentacle has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it.{{acquireEffect|effect=Shamed|duration=10}}
||effect||any?||Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the sabre-toothed ferret's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.{{acquireEffect|effect=Disabled Olfactory Processing|duration=10}}||
*''Against a monster that gives HP restoration:''
|-
:There's a compound in the blood of this particular creature that acts as a potent medicine. {{HP|amount=X}}
||effect||any?||It's well known in biology circles that the pygmy witch lawyer 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.{{acquireEffect|effect=Imagining Guts|duration=10}}||
*''Against a monster that gives MP restoration:''
|-
:These creatures always have a soda stashed somewhere nearby. You fine one in inside a sand dune and chug it. {{MP|amount=X}}
||effect||any?||Did you know that the Eldritch Tentacle has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it.{{acquireEffect|effect=Shamed|duration=10}}||
*''Against a monster that can give you an effect, but didn't:''
|-
:This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
||effect||[[:Category:Slimes|Slimes]]||It's totally fun to swim around in the remains of this kind of slime after you defeat it.{{acquireEffect|effect=Slimed|duration=20}}||
*''Against a monster secretly made of gummi:''
|-
:Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!{{acquireEffect|effect=Gummibrain|duration=10}}
||HP restoration||any?||There's a compound in the blood of this particular creature that acts as a potent medicine. {{HP|amount=X}}||HP restored varies based on something
<center>''or''</center>
|-
{{acquireEffect|effect=Gummiheart|duration=10}}
||MP restoration||any?||These creatures always have a soda stashed somewhere nearby. You fine one in in a puddle of slime and chug it.{{MP|amount=X}}||MP restored varies based on something
<center>''or''</center>
|-
{{acquireEffect|effect=Gummiskin|duration=10}}
||stats||[[:Category:Slimes|Slimes]]||The gooey coating on the outside of the ascender part of this type of slime is a powerful hallucinogen.{{stat|mus=gain X|mys=gain X|mox=gain X}}||stat gain is 3-ish?
*''Against a lickable monster:''
|}
:Did you know that the angry piñata has a very particular flavor? Go ahead, give it a try!{{acquireEffect|effect=Ooh, Bitter!|duration=10}}
*''Against a beast phylum that drops a long pork :''
:These things have a really long muscle near their calf that tastes just like pork!{{acquire|item=long pork}}
*''A message that implies increased item drops:''
:These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them.
 
*''Potentially, against some slime phylum monsters:''
:It's totally fun to swim around in the remains of this kind of slime after you defeat it.{{acquireEffect|effect=Slimed|duration=20}}
<center>''or''</center>
:The gooey coating on the outside of the ascender part of this type of slime is a powerful hallucinogen.{{stat|mus=gain X|mys=gain X|mox=gain X}}
*''Potentially, against a fish phylum monster:''
:This type of fish has way more scales than you'd expect.{{acquire|item=dull fish scale|num=3}}
*''Potentially, against a construct phylum monster:''
:Every white chocolate golem has a tiny little mechanical core.{{acquire|item=clockwork key}}
:Every creepy doll has a tiny little mechanical core.{{acquire|item=spring}}
 
 




==References==
==References==
*Ken Jennings is famous as a successful contestant on American quiz show Jeopardy!, later becoming a host of the same show.   
*Ken Jennings is famous as a very successful contestant on American quiz show Jeopardy!, later becoming a host of the same show.   


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 20:05, 1 September 2023

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required.

still many messages and possible outcomes are needed; stat gain ranges

Just the Facts

Just the Facts

Type: Passive
MP Cost: N/A

You know basically every bit of trivia about every monster in the Kingdom. A veritable Ken Jennings of Loathing.

You will recall facts about monsters as you adventure

Source: book of facts
Price: N/A
Class: N/A
Level: N/A
Effect: Monsters are seeded to drop extra items, stats, or effects. Items include pocket wish (3/day), tattered scrap of paper. Also grants 2 combat skills, one grants an effect that is consumed fighting monsters of the same phylum and grants extra rollover adventures. The other is usable 3x per day to create 4-5 wandering copies of a monster.


Notes

  • Usually gives additional items, item drop percent, meat, stats, or effects after combat; monsters that drop nothing might drop something in other battles. The rewards are sometimes also phylum dependent. The messages themselves have some variance to them based on phylum, location, and body parts.
Outcome type Phylum Messages Notes
items any? I bet you didn't know that the chalkdust wraith has a secret bone in its eye, that if you stick it up your nose, it will grant you a wish.
You acquire an item: pocket wish
Limit 3 per day
other any? Some biologists believe that these creatures evolved from hagfish, but others believe they were created by an angry god to punish us. This message type replaces the pocket wish drop after all three are obtained from this skill for the day
items any? Although they won't admit it publicly, biologists agree that the Knight in White Satin has a secret pouch under its solar plexus, where its stores its lucky charms.
You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
worthless trinkets, fat stacks of cash
items any? These guys usually have a bunch of extra armpit hair wadded up in a fold of skin somewhere.
You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
items any? These monsters have vestigial organ that collects things they can't digest.
SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:]]
I Refuse! items?
items Beasts These things have a really long muscle near their calf that tastes just like pork!
You acquire an item: long pork
items Constructs Every white chocolate golem has a tiny little mechanical core.
You acquire an item: clockwork key
Supertinkering items?
items Fish This type of fish has way more scales than you'd expect.
You acquire 3 dull fish scales
other any? These guys will drop a lot more stuff if you turn them upside down and shake them. A message that implies increased item drops. Effect unknown.
other any? This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one. From a monster that can give you an effect, but didn't. Includes the secret gummi monsters.
effect any? Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!
You acquire an effect: Gummibrain
(duration: 10 Adventures)
monster may not always give effect
effect any? Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!
You acquire an effect: Gummiheart
(duration: 10 Adventures)
monster may not always give effect
effect any? Did you know that on average every fourth pygmy headhunter is actually made of gummy material? You take a bite out of this one, and sure enough, it is!
You acquire an effect: Gummiskin
(duration: 10 Adventures)
monster may not always give effect
effect any? Did you know that the angry piñata has a very particular flavor? Go ahead, give it a try!
You acquire an effect: Ooh, Bitter!
(duration: 10 Adventures)
effect any? I bet you didn't know that the magical fruit bat keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.
or

Renowned biologist Dr. Peter Grödenfarb discovered that the pygmy witch nurse keeps itself hydrated by storing emergency water in its butt, like a camel.

You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated
(duration: 5 Adventures)
effect any? Monsters 101 will teach you that the ganger secretes a natural antiantifreeze from its giblets to keep it cool during the hot summer months.
You acquire an effect: Antiantifrozen
(duration: 10 Adventures)
effect any? Nine out of ten cryptozoologists agree that the sabre-toothed ferret's giblets smell so bad, the human brain temporarily shuts down its scent processing functions rather than deal with it.
You acquire an effect: Disabled Olfactory Processing
(duration: 10 Adventures)
effect any? It's well known in biology circles that the pygmy witch lawyer 's guts are so hot, even just imagining cutting one open and crawling inside will keep you warm for hours.
You acquire an effect: Imagining Guts
(duration: 10 Adventures)
effect any? Did you know that the Eldritch Tentacle has a secret orifice that grants great shame to anyone who sees it.
You acquire an effect: Shamed
(duration: 10 Adventures)
effect Slimes It's totally fun to swim around in the remains of this kind of slime after you defeat it.
You acquire an effect: Slimed
(duration: 20 Adventures)
HP restoration any? There's a compound in the blood of this particular creature that acts as a potent medicine.
HPYou gain X hit points.
HP restored varies based on something
MP restoration any? These creatures always have a soda stashed somewhere nearby. You fine one in in a puddle of slime and chug it.
MPYou gain X Mana Points.
MP restored varies based on something
stats Slimes The gooey coating on the outside of the ascender part of this type of slime is a powerful hallucinogen.
You gain X Beefiness.
You gain X Magicalness.
You gain X Roguishness.
stat gain is 3-ish?


References

  • Ken Jennings is famous as a very successful contestant on American quiz show Jeopardy!, later becoming a host of the same show.

See Also