Knob Goblin poseur

Knob Goblin poseur
Monster ID	533
Locations	The Haiku Dungeon
Hit Points	5
Attack	4
Defense	3
No-Hit	14
Initiative	50
Meat	16-24
Phylum	goblin
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	dope gangsta bling-bling, out-of-tune biwa, terrible poem
Manuel Entry
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	When couplets go bad there's always someone to blame: Knob Goblin poseur
This Knob Goblin teen thinks he's a gangsta poet. In fact, he's neither.

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you, but you bust moves too skillful for his poser style.

He recites some verse it makes you gag a little but you're still okay.

His recitations are amusing, to be sure. But dangerous? Nope.

Your foe stands silent, channeling his gangsta angst, rockin' the suburbs.

He lets the beat drop Swiftly, you leap out the way. That was slick, homie.

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After Combat

You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*

dope gangsta bling-bling was once your foe's, is now yours. Beaters-up, keepers.

(10% chance*)

Near you on the ground is a out-of-tune biwa. You hork it and jet.

(10% chance*)

You find an item. A terrible poem, in fact. A looter is you!

(20% chance*)

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Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.

Notes

• Prior to the Knob Goblin revamp used this image: