Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase

Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase

This old-fashioned (and heavy) leather briefcase has a post-it note stuck to the side: "Agent: this briefcase was confiscated from a member of an opposing organization. You are instructed to investigate its capabilities & take advantage of them if possible. --L"

Type: accessory
Cannot be traded or discarded

All Attributes +10
Maximum HP/MP +25
Weapon Damage +25%
+25% Combat Initiative
Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure
Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure
Lets you banish enemy agents with tranquilizer darts

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcases)

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Item number: 9493
Description ID: 311743898
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Obtained From

Items

suspicious package

Notes

• Grants the skill KGB tranquilizer dart.
• Has an examine link. This initally allows you to toggle the handle, toggle the dials, or click the actuators. Clicking actuators gives one of eleven effects, or unlocks a new feature. You get 11 actuator clicks per day. Currently known features are:
  • A Dispenser (e.g. set both dials to 666 with the handle up, then click the left actuator): gives 3 basic martinis per day.
  • a row of 6 buttons (e.g. set dials to show a palindromic format ABC-CBA where A, B and C are unique, handle down, click the left actuator): allows the enchantments on the case itself to be toggled.

    Buttons 1 and 2 cycle forward and backward through:

    • Weapon Damage +25%
    • Spell Damage +50%
    • +5 Prismatic Damage
    • +10% chance of Critical Hit

    Buttons 3 and 4 cycle forward and backward through:

    • +25% Combat Initiative
    • Damage Absorption +100
    • Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)

    Buttons 5 and 6 cycle forward and backward through:

    • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per Adventure
    • +5 Adventures per day
    • +5 Pvp Fights per day
    • Monsters will be less attracted to you
    • Monsters will be more attracted to you
    • +25 ML
    • -3MP to use skills

  • A Crank (e.g. set all dials to *, handle down, left actuator, right actuator, handle twice, left actuator): Clicking 11 times with the handle up, then moving the handle down gives another 11 clicks.
  • open drawers containing 3 exploding cigars each (e.g. set dial to 000, click relevant actuator)
  • get can of Minions-Be-Gone, possibly also from the drawers
  • Get an effect:
    • Punch Another Day
    • For Your Brain Only
    • Quantum of Moxie
    • License to Punch
    • Thunderspell
    • Goldentongue
    • The Living Hitpoints
    • Initiative and Let Die
    • A View to Some Meat
    • Items Are Forever
    • The Spy Who Loved XP

References

• The acronym for this item is, of course, KGB
• Each of the effects references a different film from the James Bond movie franchise:
  • Die Another Day
  • For Your Eyes Only
  • Quantum of Solace
  • License to Kill
  • Thunderball
  • GoldenEye
  • The Living Daylights
  • Live and Let Die
  • A View to a Kill
  • Diamonds Are Forever
  • The Spy Who Loved Me

See Also

• HP Modifiers
• MP Modifiers
• Combat Initiative
• Muscle Increasers
• Mysticality Increasers
• Moxie Increasers
• Bonus Weapon Damage
• HP Regeneration
• MP Regeneration

Collection

• 🥇: AnxiousHyrax (#1274859), BakaGaijin (#1864289), CharmingMimi (#2865481), Donavin69 (#2151136), Emerilla (#1339329), IAreBacon (#2004995), KiMMYJ (#1783943), Kirbydude616 (#1430217), Lord Stefano (#536624), Oldsfrk (#257861) - 1

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