Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase

Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase

This old-fashioned (and heavy) leather briefcase has a post-it note stuck to the side: "Agent: this briefcase was confiscated from a member of an opposing organization. You are instructed to investigate its capabilities & take advantage of them if possible. --L"

Type: accessory
Cannot be traded or discarded

All Attributes +10
Maximum HP/MP +25
Weapon Damage +25%
+25% Combat Initiative
Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure
Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure
Lets you banish enemy agents with tranquilizer darts

NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.

(In-game plural: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcases)

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Item number: 9493
Description ID: 311743898
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Obtained From

Items

suspicious package

Notes

• Check out Noblesse Oblige's Briefcase information for some of the latest spading.
• Grants the skill KGB tranquilizer dart.
• Has an examine link. This initally allows you to toggle the handle, toggle the dials, or click the actuators. Clicking actuators gives one of eleven effects, or unlocks a new feature. You get 11 actuator clicks per day. Currently known features are:
  • A Dispenser (e.g. set both dials to 666 with the handle up, then click the left actuator): gives 3 basic, improved or splendid martinis per day.
  • a row of 6 buttons (e.g. set dials to show a palindromic format ABC-CBA where A, B and C are unique, handle down, click the left actuator): allows the enchantments on the case itself to be toggled with the handle down; with the handle up produce tabs on the back which give buffs when clicked, and improve the martinis from the hose.

    Buttons 1 and 2 cycle forward and backward through:

    • Weapon Damage +25%
    • Spell Damage +50%
    • +5 Prismatic Damage
    • +10% chance of Critical Hit

    Buttons 3 and 4 cycle forward and backward through:

    • +25% Combat Initiative
    • Damage Absorption +100
    • Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5)
    • Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)

    Buttons 5 and 6 cycle forward and backward through:

    • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per Adventure
    • +5 Adventures per day
    • +5 Pvp Fights per day
    • Monsters will be less attracted to you
    • Monsters will be more attracted to you
    • +25 ML
    • -3MP to use skills

  • A Crank (e.g. set all dials to *, handle down, left actuator, right actuator, handle twice, left actuator): Clicking 11 times with the handle up, then moving the handle down gives another 11 clicks.
  • Left drawer containing 3 exploding cigars each (e.g. set dial to 000, click left actuator)
  • Right drawer containing can of Minions-Be-Gone in License to Adventure or 3 exploding cigars otherwise (e.g. set dial to 111, click right actuator)
  • The three vertical lights in the middle are used in a game of Mastermind, where the left actuator checks the three left dials, and the right the right. Cracking this causes an antenna to appear, although the use of this is currently unknown. To summarise the details (looking only at the left half):
    • Set the 3 dials to your three favourite choices.
    • Click the actuator.
    • For every solid light, one of the dials is correct. For every flashing light, one of the dials has the correct number, but is in the wrong place (e.g. if the code were 153, and your dials read 125, you would have 1 solid light (for the 1), and one blinking light (for the 5)).
    • Change the dials and repeat (the code can contain repeated digits), until all of the lights are solid.
  • Get an effect:
    • Punch Another Day
    • For Your Brain Only
    • Quantum of Moxie
    • License to Punch
    • Thunderspell
    • Goldentongue
    • The Living Hitpoints
    • Initiative and Let Die
    • A View to Some Meat
    • Items Are Forever
    • The Spy Who Loved XP

References

• The acronym for this item is, of course, KGB
• Each of the effects references a different film from the James Bond movie franchise:
  • Die Another Day
  • For Your Eyes Only
  • Quantum of Solace
  • License to Kill
  • Thunderball
  • GoldenEye
  • The Living Daylights
  • Live and Let Die
  • A View to a Kill
  • Diamonds Are Forever
  • The Spy Who Loved Me

See Also

• HP Modifiers
• MP Modifiers
• Combat Initiative
• Muscle Increasers
• Mysticality Increasers
• Moxie Increasers
• Bonus Weapon Damage
• HP Regeneration
• MP Regeneration

Collection

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