LI-11 HQ

Choice adventure number: 1259

LI-11 HQ

You have X pounds of social capital to spend in HQ.

or

Looks like you don't have any social capital to spend at HQ.

Schmooze the Quartermaster for Some Stuff Super-Accurate Spy Watch +11 Adventures at Rollover Acquire (1) Razor-Sharp Tie Weapon Damage +50% Acquire (1) Jet-Powered Skis +30% Combat Initiative Acquire (1) Kevlar-Lined Pants Damage Reduction 10 Acquire (1) Injected Nanobots Maximum HP +20% Acquire (1) Sticky Climbing Gloves +20% Item Drops from Monsters Acquire (2) Retinal Knowledge HUD +2 Stats Per Fight Acquire (2) Belt-Implanted Still +1 Max Drunkeness Acquire (2) Alcohol Absorbent Underwear +100% Booze Drops from Monsters Acquire (2) Universal Symbology Guide Decode Strange Symbols Acquire (3) Soberness Injection Pen +2 Max Drunkeness Acquire (3) Short-Range Jetpack 5% of Fights are Free Acquire (3) Invisible Meat Car, the Vanish Move Stealthily Inside Lairs Acquire (3) Portable Pocket Bridge Spans Medium-Sized Gaps Acquire (3) Static-Inducing, Bug-Shorting Underpants Regenerate 10-15 MP per adventure Acquire (3) Electromagnetic Ring +30% Item Drops from Monsters Acquire (4) Robo-Spleen +2 Spleen Capacity Acquire (4) Universal GPS Helps you explore deserts Acquire (5)

Flirt with the Head of LI-11's Secretary for Some Connections Exotic Bartender, Barry L. Eagle +1 Turn from Martini-Drinks Acquire (1) Renowned Meat Thief, Ivanna Cuddle +20% Meat from Monsters Acquire (1) Master Art Thief, Sly Richard +10% Item Drops from Monsters Acquire (1) Personal Trainer, Debbie Dallas +1 Muscle Stats Per Fight Acquire (1) Rocket Scientist, Crimbo Jones +1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Acquire (1) Licensed Masseur, Oliver Closehoff +1 Moxie Stats Per Fight Acquire (1) Professional Cabbie, Rock Hardy Get to the Beach Acquire (1) Fellow Spy, Daisy Duke Prevents Beaten Up Acquire (1) Fellow Spy, Prince O'Toole Delivers Martinis Acquire (1) Personal Kinesiologist, Doctor Kittie +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight Acquire (3) Computer Hacker, Mitt Jobs +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Acquire (3) Spa Owner, Fatima Jiggles +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Acquire (3) Exotic Olive Procurer, Ben Dover Improves Low Quality Martinis Acquire (3) Trained Sniper, Felicity Snuggles Helps out in War Acquire (3) Martial Arts Trainer, Jaques Trappe Weapon Damage +10 Acquire (3) Mission Controller, Maeby Moneypenny Guides you sneakily through lairs Acquire (4) Sage Advisor, London McBrittishman +5 Stats Per Fight Acquire (4) True Love, Honey Potts Stops by for Afternoon Delight Acquire (5)

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Appears on the Right Side of the Tracks during a License to Adventure run.

Notes

• Social capital is acquired in the following ways:

Starting a run (1)

Extra starting capital for each completed License to Adventure run (1 for each Normal, 2 for each Hardcore)

Defeating a Villainous Villain (2)

Reaching 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th, or 15th level (1 each)

• Upgrades up to Short-Range Jetpack and Fatima are available on the first run. Additional runs unlock more options (one upgrade for each Normal run, two for each Hardcore run).
• Barry gives an extra adventure for martini-type drinks:

You remember a trick that Barry taught you and shake your beverage just so.

• The Belt-Implanted Still appends a message following every drink drank:

You whip off your belt, pour your drink into the buckle, and suck it out the other end.

• O'Toole adds a 1/9 chance after combat to give a martini with the following message

O'Toole darts out from <location> and hands you a martini, "Here you go Chap, never let yourself be without the proper ammunition."

You acquire an item: martini

or, at level 6

You acquire an item: dry martini

or, at level 11

You acquire an item: rockin' wagon

• The Universal Symbology Guide allows you to decode the labels in What Setting?
• The Soberness Injection Pen appends a message following every drink drank:

You jam your pen into your thigh and feel a little bit more sober.

• The Short-Range Jetpack gives a 1/20 chance for a fight to be free. This applies to any fight, including ones that are already free.

With the aid of your handy-dandy jetpack, you reach your next encounter almost instantly.

• Ben Dover adds 4 adventures to martinis that give less than 10 adventures:

You replace the olive in your martini with a fancy <alfonsos/gaeta/liguria/lugano/ponentine/sevillano> olive from Ben.

• The Pocket Portable Bridge completes the bridge across The Orc Chasm, once 15/30 progress is reached:

You deploy your handy-dandy portable bridge and quickly finish the job.

• Felicity Snuggles kills 3 soldiers each time you defeat a monster from The Battlefield. They need not be on The Battlefield at the time, and wanderers from elsewhere do not count if encountered on The Battlefield.

You hear three quick blasts and see 3 hippies fall to Felicity's rifle.

You hear three quick booms and see 3 frat soldiers fall to Felicity's rifle.

• Universal GPS gives +2% each turn while exploring The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert.

Your GPS beeps and directs you towards some new stuff.

• Honey Potts has a chance of providing Afternoon Delight after each combat:

Honey scoots out from <location> and saunters over, "Hey babe, ready for some afternoon delight?"

You acquire an item: Afternoon Delight