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[[Image:laser.gif]]This is a high-powered cutting laser, originally designed for slicing through hard, dense materials like iron and concrete. It's been re-purposed to slice through soft, fleshy materials, like you.
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It fires a "laser" at you, which "lances" you like a boil. Speaking of which, "boil" is what your precious internal fluids are currently doing.
This is a high-powered cutting laser, originally designed for slicing through hard, dense materials like iron and concrete. It's been re-purposed to slice through soft, fleshy materials, like you.


You acquire an item: [[unstable laser battery]]
It fires a "laser" at you, which "lances" you like a boil. Speaking of which, "boil" is what your precious internal fluids are currently doing. Hot Damage Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
 
 
You acquire an item: [[unstable laser battery]]
 
You acquire an item: [[unstable laser battery]]


//Will someone make this into an actual page for me?
//Will someone make this into an actual page for me?

Revision as of 04:10, 21 December 2007

This is a high-powered cutting laser, originally designed for slicing through hard, dense materials like iron and concrete. It's been re-purposed to slice through soft, fleshy materials, like you.

It fires a "laser" at you, which "lances" you like a boil. Speaking of which, "boil" is what your precious internal fluids are currently doing. Hot Damage Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek!


You acquire an item: unstable laser battery

You acquire an item: unstable laser battery

//Will someone make this into an actual page for me?