Laser lancing

Laser lancing
Monster ID	647
Locations	A Sinister Dodecahedron
Hit Points	Scales with player stats
Attack	Scales with player stats
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	barrel, hinge, leg
Drops	unstable laser battery, unstable laser battery
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a laser lancing

This is a high-powered cutting laser, originally designed for slicing through hard, dense materials like iron and concrete. It's been re-purposed to slice through soft, fleshy materials, like you.

Hit Message(s):

It fires a "laser" at you, which "lances" you like a boil. Speaking of which, "boil" is what your precious internal fluids are currently doing. Oof! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)

It slices through your shoulder. At least the wound is automatically cauterized. Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to slice through your neck, but you deflect it with a nearby mirror.

or

It tries to shoot a beam through your midsection, but your doughy paunch absorbs and diffuses the beam.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: unstable laser battery

You acquire an item: unstable laser battery

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Occurs in A Sinister Dodecahedron.