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It slices through your {{part}}. At least the wound is automatically cauterized. {{ouch|4}}
It slices through your {{part}}. At least the wound is automatically cauterized. {{ouch|4}}


It decides your skull is off-balance, and laser-levels it by cutting it in half.  {{ouch|4}}
It decides your {{part}} is off-balance, and laser-levels it by cutting it in half.  {{ouch|4}}


It shoots a grid of laser-cutting goodness at you, dicing you like an onion.  {{ouch|4}}
It shoots a grid of laser-cutting goodness at you, dicing you like an onion.  {{ouch|4}}

Revision as of 04:37, 21 December 2007

Laser lancing
Monster ID 647
Locations A Sinister Dodecahedron
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts barrel, hinge, leg
Drops unstable laser battery, unstable laser battery
Manuel Entry
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laser lancing You're fighting a laser lancing

This is a high-powered cutting laser, originally designed for slicing through hard, dense materials like iron and concrete. It's been re-purposed to slice through soft, fleshy materials, like you.

Hit Message(s):

It fires a "laser" at you, which "lances" you like a boil. Speaking of which, "boil" is what your precious internal fluids are currently doing. Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)

It slices through your <head>. At least the wound is automatically cauterized. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof!

It decides your <head> is off-balance, and laser-levels it by cutting it in half. Argh! Ouch! Ow! Eek!

It shoots a grid of laser-cutting goodness at you, dicing you like an onion. Ugh! Ow! Eek! Oof!

It shoots a beam straight through your midsection. Hey, you were using those internal organs! Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to shoot a beam through your midsection, but your doughy paunch absorbs and diffuses the beam.

It tries to slice through your <head>, but you deflect it with a nearby mirror.

It shoots a laser-line across the room at you, but you jump over it.

It fires a lancing laser at you, but you quickly hold up that nasty boil you've been trying to get rid of. The laser lances it cleanly, and it heals immediately. Phew! Thank goodness you're rid of that boil you've had for ages!

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: unstable laser battery
You acquire an item: unstable laser battery

Occurs in A Sinister Dodecahedron.