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It swings one banana arm at you and catches you square in the | It swings one banana arm at you and catches you square in the {{part}}. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ouch! Eek!</span>''' | ||
It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? < | It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ooh! Ow!</span>''' | ||
He garottes you with a grapevine. Now you're just about to lose your mind, honey honey, yeah. < | He garottes you with a grapevine. Now you're just about to lose your mind, honey honey, yeah. '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Ooh! Argh!</span>''' | ||
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{{acquire|1|image=grapefruit.gif|item=grapefruit|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=grapes.gif|item=grapes|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=lemon.gif|item=lemon|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=orange.gif|item=orange|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=sberry.gif|item=strawberry|num=}} | |||
You gain 3-5 | You gain 3-5 {{substat}}.<BR> | ||
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Revision as of 21:43, 15 December 2005
It swings one banana arm at you and catches you square in the <nipple>. Ouch! Eek!
It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? Ooh! Ow!
He garottes you with a grapevine. Now you're just about to lose your mind, honey honey, yeah. Ooh! Argh!
It swings one banana arm at you, but slips on a banana peel from a previously defeated golem.
He tries to bean you with an orange, but misses. Orange you glad he did?
He tries to garotte you with a grapevine, but you'd heard he would try that.
 | You acquire grapefruits |
 | You acquire bunches of grapes |
 | You acquire lemons |
 | You acquire oranges |
 | You acquire strawberries |
You gain 3-5 <substat>.
Occurs in Fernswarthy's Tower.
References
- The grapevine garotte hit text is a reference to the song "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" which was originally written by Barrett Strong and Norman Whitfield, and has been performed by many artists, including Gladys Knight & The Pips and Marvin Gaye. Lyrics include "Oh I'm just about to lose my mind / Honey, honey, yeah".
- The miss text for the garotte is a reference either to that or the more general use of "the grapevine" to refer to hearsay as an information source.
- The orange hit text is a reference to a knock-knock joke in two parts: "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana isn't very funny. Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"
