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{{battletop|image=lfruitgol.gif|a=a|name=Lesser Fruit Golem|text=This is a golem that Fernswarthy apparently made out of a couple of handfuls of fruit. Wrath in its eyes, it stalks toward you on legs made not of celery, but of grapes.}} | {{battletop|image=lfruitgol.gif|a=a|name=Lesser Fruit Golem|text=This is a golem that Fernswarthy apparently made out of a couple of handfuls of fruit. Wrath in its eyes, it stalks toward you on legs made not of celery, but of grapes.}} | ||
<center> | <center>It swings one banana arm at you and catches you square in the {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | ||
It swings one banana arm at you and catches you square in the {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | |||
It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? {{ouch|2}} | It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? {{ouch|2}} | ||
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He tries to bean you with an orange, but misses. Orange you glad he did? | He tries to bean you with an orange, but misses. Orange you glad he did? | ||
He tries to garotte you with a grapevine, but you'd heard he would try that. | He tries to garotte you with a grapevine, but you'd heard he would try that.</center> | ||
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{{acquire|3|image=orange.gif|item=orange|num=16.7% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=orange.gif|item=orange|num=16.7% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=sberry.gif|item=strawberry|num=14.8% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=sberry.gif|item=strawberry|num=14.8% chance}} | ||
{{stat|3-5}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Tower]]. | Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Tower]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:53, 12 August 2006
It hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he didn't use a banana? Ooh! Argh!
He garottes you with a grapevine. Now you're just about to lose your mind, honey honey, yeah. Ugh! Oof!
It swings one banana arm at you, but slips on a banana peel from a previously defeated golem.
He tries to bean you with an orange, but misses. Orange you glad he did?
He tries to garotte you with a grapevine, but you'd heard he would try that.
 | You acquire 14.8% chance grapefruits |
 | You acquire 15.6% chance bunches of grapes |
 | You acquire 16.1% chance lemons |
 | You acquire 16.7% chance oranges |
 | You acquire 14.8% chance strawberries |
| You gain 3-5 <substat>. |
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Tower.
References
- The grapevine garotte hit text is a reference to the song "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" which was originally written by Barrett Strong and Norman Whitfield, and has been performed by many artists, including Gladys Knight & The Pips and Marvin Gaye. Lyrics include "Oh I'm just about to lose my mind / Honey, honey, yeah".
- The miss text for the garotte is a reference either to that or the more general use of "the grapevine" to refer to hearsay as an information source.
- The orange hit text is a reference to a knock-knock joke in two parts: "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana isn't very funny. Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"
