Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (Inner Sanctum)

Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob
Monster ID	24
Locations	Inner Sanctum (for Saucerors)
Hit Points	30
Attack	27
Defense	24
No-Hit	37
Initiative	60
Meat	28-42
Phylum	slime
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	pseudopod
Drops	Ancient Saucehelm
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob

This is a blob of malevolent sauce. Lumpy, too. Too much cornstarch.

Hit Message(s):

It drowns you in thick alfredo sauce. Ugh! Ugh!

It lunges at you and gets acidic red sauce all over your <ankle>. Argh! Oof!

It coats you with hollandaise sauce. Is there any one out there? I ask because it's getting harder and harder for you to breathe. Ugh! Ouch!

It spits hot salsa at you. You feel both picante and caliente. And also en dolor. Argh! Ugh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It rises up in saucy splendor and drowns you in a soy sauce tsunami. The salt, syrup, and sibilance combine for substantial damage. Argh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to drown you in alfredo sauce, but you eat your way out.

It splashes acidic red sauce at you, but you jump to the left and step to the right.

It tries to coat you with hollandaise sauce, but you catch it on a shiny hubcap. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere...

It spits hot salsa at you, but you counter with some hot salsa dance moves.

Fumble Message:

It creates a soy sauce tsunami, but a giant lizard appears out of nowhere and drinks it all before it can get to you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 32−40 Meat

You acquire an item: Ancient Saucehelm

You gain 3 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave as the Sauceror nemesis.

Notes

• Once you have defeated Lumpy, this adventure will no longer reoccur (becomes a one time adventure).

References

• The "jump to the left and step to the right" are the instructions for the dance The Time Warp from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• "Is there any one out there? I ask because it's getting harder and harder for you to breathe." is a reference to the song Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5.
• The "joke" referred to about hollandaise sauce on a shiny hubcap involves a man serving hollandaise sauce on a hubcap, who, when questioned, quips, "Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
• The hot salsa hit message references both Spanish words for hot, "picante", meaning hot as in spicy, and "caliente", meaning hot as in temperature. And "en dolor" means "in pain".
• The giant lizard in the fumble message may be a reference to Godzilla.