Talk:Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (Inner Sanctum)

Meat Drops

37 Meat gained, fighting naked save two ladles of mystery. Had five effects in place (Beaten Up, Rainy Soul Miasma, Popping Stomach, Gothy, Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric). Expert Panhandling and Nimble Fingers were also in effect, so meat was 130% of its total, giving about 28 meat.--Foggy, 9:45AM 22 June 2006 (EDT)

Gained 36 meat, without any powerup whatsoever. —MedeaMelana 06:35, 14 January 2007 (CST)

Also, I gained 2 Muscleboundness and 2 Wizardliness from the fight. —MedeaMelana 06:37, 14 January 2007 (CST)

New encounter text, as of the updated Nemesis quest: As you step into the Inner Sanctum, you hear a low burbling noise. Something drips from the ceiling and splats by your feet, and the stink of rotten bolognese assaults your finely-tuned sense of smell. You take a step backwards, but the stone vault door slides shut behind you.

The smell intensifies, with tones of rancid cream and ancient gravy added to the mix. Rivulets of ooze drip from the ceiling and pour from cracks in the walls, forming a giant puddle which congeals and then shudders as huge beige, brown, and red pseudopods rise from the muck, and two glowing yellow eyes shine in the dim light.

Now you recognize your foe -- the terrible Sauceblob, the amalgam of leftover mystical gravies and dressings that, rejected from the Source, have joined this terrible collective. Few know its true name, and none that do dare to speak it aloud... it is known only as "Lumpy". --Jimfromtx 05:22, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Also, defeat text: Lumps of clotted gravy splatter on the cavern walls (and also you) as you deliver a final blow to the sinister sauceblob. It burbles at you angrily, pseudopods thrashing wildly, and begins to slither away.

You attempt to block its escape, but it slips into a crack in the cavern wall, leaving behind a puddle of rapidly congealing alfredo and a strong premonition that you haven't seen the last of that disgusting... thing.

Oh well. Anyway, here's some loot:

You gain 34 Meat

       You gain an item:  Ancient Saucehelm  --Jimfromtx 05:24, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

At the Volcano Lair

After three or four security slimes (and still in Slimeform), I got Lumpy again with this text. Dunno where to put it on the page, though.

• With an inarticulate, bubbling roar of impatience, Lumpy pours over the edge of the stage and sloshes toward you. One or two of the Security slimes are caught in its wake, and emit shrill burbles of pain as they quickly dissolve and become part of the massive Sauceblob.

• Suddenly, it's all as plain as the nose on your face (which it's nice to have back, by the way): This convention isn't just for the entertainment of slimes -- it's a recruitment drive. If Lumpy were to assimilate the huge crowd of slimes that you've seen here, he would become utterly massive -- possibly to the point of being nigh-unstoppable.

• Obviously, you can't let that happen. You grip your weapon and ready your most powerful spells as Lumpy rushes toward you, a tsunami of rancid, mottled sauces. Huge slimy pseudopods rise out of the muck, and numerous tongueless mouths open, roaring with hatred.

After winning the fight:

Lumpy seethes and bubbles with rage, then quickly oozes back up onto the stage. The little green MC slime, who was quivering in the corner, is grabbed by a pseudopod and forcibly enlisted in the collective. The giant mottled blob then sludges its way backstage.

You take a moment to smash a nearby convention display case and do a little looting before giving chase. Saving the world is all well and good, but it doesn't pay the bills.

You acquire an item: Newman's Own Trousers

Keristars 04:58, 18 February 2010 (UTC)