Machine Elf

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Machine Elf
Drink deep of concepts Manifest synesthesia To become festive

Does some weird stuff
Lets you in to the Deep Machine tunnels

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Ability:

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +7, drops abstractions

Hatchling: machine elf capsule

Familiar-Specific Equipment: self-dribbling basketball

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:
  • At the start of combat (sometimes) - possibly stuns?:

    Your foe is struck dumb by <name>'s mesmerizing movement-without-movement.

    • For the next 2? rounds, opponent is stunned with the message: Your foe remains mesmerized by <name>'s incomprehensible nature.
    • And on the third? round, opponent recovers with the message: <Name>'s mesmerizing effect on your foe seems to have worn off at this point.
  • At the start of combat (sometimes):

    Your foe stares blankly at <name>. In her confusion, she seems to lose some of her essential nature.

    Monster attack power reduced by 102.2

    Monster defense reduced by 103.2

  • Against bosses:

    <name> smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"

    You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (duration: 1 Adventure)

• After Combat:

  <name> vibrates in place for a moment, and you remember something you had forgotten.

  You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: thought

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: action

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: category

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: perception

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose

  Your thoughts throbs with increased potency.

  You gain Strengthliness.

  Your heart thrums with increased acuity.

  You gain Wizardliness.

  Your third eye glistens with increased litheness.

  You gain Sarcasm.

  <name> snaps his fingers and you seem to slide into a neighboring parallel dimension in which you are slightly wealthier.

  You gain some Meat.

  <name> produces a snowglobe from... somewhere...

  You acquire an item: Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe

  • Against a monster from The Deep Machine Tunnels, first 5 times per day:

    <name> clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
• "<no text>"*

You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: thought

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: action

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: category

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: perception

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
• <no text>

{

You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: thought

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: action

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: category

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: perception

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  The Tam reassembles itself into a festive sombrero as <name> winks at you.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> dances around the maypole, yet does not move.

• With wax lips equipped:

  The wax lips disappear and reappear as <name>'s smile rearranges his face.