Machine Elf

This page is in need of content. Make sure the remaining stuff is accurate. How much does it delevel by, increase meat by, increase stats by, and so on?

View metadata
Familiar number: 199
View in-game: view

Machine Elf
Drink deep of concepts Manifest synesthesia To become festive

Does some weird stuff
Lets you in to the Deep Machine tunnels

---

Ability: At the start of combat either weakens the opponent or helps you. At the end of combat drops stats or items. Lets you access The Deep Machine Tunnels, and grants you 5 free fights there every day.

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +7, drops abstractions

Hatchling: machine elf capsule

Familiar-Specific Equipment: self-dribbling basketball

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• On the first round of combat, performs one of the following actions:

  Your foe is struck dumb by <name>'s mesmerizing movement-without-movement.

  Your foe stares blankly at <name>. In her confusion, she seems to lose some of her essential nature.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> smiles at you. Your <mind part> thickens^[sic]?, protected by a layer of <noun> <noun>.

  You gain some hit points.

  <Name> smiles at you. Your <mind part> sparkles^[sic]?, charged with <vocalization modifier & noun>.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  • Against bosses (takes priority over the other possible effects):

  <Name> smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"

  You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (duration: 1 Adventure)

• After Combat, performs one of the following actions:

  <name> vibrates in place for a moment, and you remember something you had forgotten.

  You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: thought

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: action

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: category

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: perception

  or

  You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose

  Your <Deep Machine body part / mind part> throbs with increased <Deep Machine Muscle descriptor>.

  You gain Muscleboundness.

  Your <Deep Machine body part / mind part> thrums with increased <Deep Machine Mysticality descriptor>.

  You gain Enchantedness.

  Your <Deep Machine body part / mind part> glistens with increased <Deep Machine Moxie descriptor>.

  You gain Sarcasm.

  <name> snaps his fingers and you seem to slide into a neighboring parallel dimension in which you are slightly wealthier.

  <name> produces a snowglobe from... somewhere...

  You acquire an item: Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe

• Against a monster from The Deep Machine Tunnels, first 5 times per day:

  • <name> clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
• "<no text>"

You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: thought

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: action

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: category

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: perception

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
• <no text>

You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: thought

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: action

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: category

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: perception

or

You acquire an item: abstraction: purpose

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  The Tam reassembles itself into a festive sombrero as <name> winks at you.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> dances around the maypole, yet does not move.

• With wax lips equipped:

  The wax lips disappear and reappear as <name>'s smile rearranges his face.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• The word buckets used in several messages are found here.
• The "mesmerizing movement-without-movement" stuns the monster for 2-3 rounds.

• While the stun is in effect, each round (including the first) will display the message:

Your foe remains mesmerized by <name>'s incomprehensible nature.

• The last round of combat the stun is active will display the message:

<Name>'s mesmerizing effect on your foe seems to have worn off at this point.

• HP restored is around 20(?) times the Machine Elf's weight (or enough to max your HP, if less).
• MP restored is around 10 times the Machine Elf's weight (or enough to max your MP, if less).