Massive goo construct

Massive goo construct
Monster ID	2226
Locations	Site Alpha Primary Lab
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	goo
Drops	gooified animal matter,gooified animal matter,gooified vegetable matter,gooified vegetable matter,gooified mineral matter,gooified mineral matter
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a X-ton grey goo juggernaut

A bunch of the goo covering the walls and the everything else of the lab coalesces into a massive, free-standing behemoth.

Hit Message(s):

One of the monster's pseudopods grabs a bunsen burner from a nearby lab bench and holds it against your <nipple>.

You lose X hit points. (hot damage)

The monstrosity wraps a gooey tentacle around you and holds your face in front of a heating vent for a few minutes.

You lose X hit points. (hot damage)

The hulking goo monster knocks loose a pipe from the ceiling, causing scalding steam to spray on your <nipple>.

You lose X hit points. (hot damage)

The monstrosity grabs a bunch of moldy leftovers from a nearby minifridge and slathers them all over your <nipple>.

You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)

The monstrosity caresses you with a wet goo-tentacle.

You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)

The monstrosity knocks over a barrel of industrial lubricant, which gets all over your shoes.

You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)

The goo monstrosity crushes you against a shelf of beakers, several of which shatter and cut you.

You lose X hit points.

The monstrosity grabs a lab coat, dips it in a nearby sink, and whips you with it as though it were a locker room towel.

You lose X hit points.

The monstrosity slaps you in the <nipple> with a goo-tentacle.

You lose X hit points.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire some gooified animal matters

You acquire some gooified vegetable matters

You acquire some gooified mineral matters

Notes

• The artwork is a randomized collection of X little grey-goo shapes.
• Massive goo constructs (randomized name) start off at a weight of 10 tons. Turning the knob on the control panel raises or lowers the weight by 1 ton. Higher weight makes the constructs much stronger:
  • At 21+ tons, goo constructs resist stuns.
  • At 31+ tons, goo constructs resist potatoes.
  • At 41+ tons, goo constructs resist staggers.

  The construct quickly rearranges itself.

• Massive goo construct scaling formula is attack/def = (tons - 5)^3 + 100, and HP = 3 * [tons - 10 to tons]^3 + 100, ±10% for each [needs confirmation].

Goo tonnage	Attack/Defense	Maximum HP
5 or less	100	523
10	225	3410
15	1100	11,248
20	3,475	26,510
25	8,100	51,673
30	15,625	89,210
35	27,100	141,598
40	42,975	211,310
50	91,225	412,610
58 (drop cap)	148,977	643,980
60	166,475	712,910
80	421,975	1,689,710
100	857,475	3,300,110

• The number of goo drops is affected by goo tonnage/3 rounded up, for a total of 4 drops at the start, and capping at 20 drops at 58 tons.
• Statgain from the massive goo construct appears to be capped at 1,000 regardless of how high its Attack gets.
• Every turn, the massive goo construct will deal damage equal to 5-50% of its Attack (minimum 1); ignoring moxie, elemental resistance, and damage absorption. Deleveling works.
• As of 2021/12/26, stopped being copyable.

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Occurs at Site Alpha Primary Lab.