Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

This hammer is perfect for (bang! Bang!) bringing down on someone's head, and making sure that they are dead. If you're the type to spend late nights all alone with a test tube, you'll notice that the head of the hammer is magnetic. Thus, if you rotated it in a coil of wire, you'd make electricity! It's almost like magnetism and electricity are the same thing.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 165
Muscle Required: 67
Selling Price: 180 Meat.

Mysticality +10
Melee Damage +10

(In-game plural: Maxwell's Silver Hammers)

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Item number: 2642
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Drop Location

• An Oasis

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You beat it with Maxwell's Silver Hammer until its insides are out and its outsides are in, dealing X damage. WHAMMO! WHAMMO! SPLAT!

You hit for X damage with Maxwell's Silver Hammer, while Rose and Valerie cheer you on from the gallery. Uh, that gallery over there. BAM! WHAM! BARF!

You give Maxwell's Silver Hammer a magical mystery tour of your opponent's innards, doing X damage. WHAMMO! SPLAT! KERBLAM!

Bang, bang! You bring Maxwell's Silver Hammer down upon its head for X damage. KERBLAM! ZOT! SOCKO!

Your mother should know that you just did X damage with Maxwell's Silver Hammer. POW! WHAM! SPLAT!

You give it a ticket to ride the pain wagon, smacking it for X damage with Maxwell's Silver Hammer. ZAP! WHAM! BONK!

References

• Maxwell's Silver Hammer is the name of a song by The Beatles.
• The "insides are out and its outsides are in" attack message is a reference to the The Beatles song "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey".
• The item's description refers to James Clerk Maxwell, who formulated the Maxwell equations which unified electric and magnetic forces into the broad field of electromagnetism.
• The first sentence of the item description is a quote from The Beatles song Maxwell's Silver Hammer, along with the "Bang, bang! You bring Maxwell's Silver Hammer down upon its head" attack message:

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer / Came down on her head. / Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer / Made sure that she was dead.

• The second sentence is from the first verse of Maxwell's Silver Hammer:

Joan was quizzical; Studied pataphysical / Science in the home. / Late nights all alone with a test tube. / Oh, oh, oh, oh.

• The "...Rose and Valerie cheer you from the gallery." is another reference to the lyrics of Maxwell's Silver Hammer:

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery / Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free) / The judge does not agree and he tells them / So, o, o, o.

• Your Mother Should Know is a The Beatles song from the Magical Mystery Tour album.
• Ticket to Ride is a song by TheBeatles from the [[Wikipedia:Help! (album}|Help!]] album.
• When a Pope dies, according to legend, he is gently struck on the head with a silver hammer to make sure he is dead.
• Magical Mystery Tour was an album by The Beatles.

See Also

• Mysticality Modifiers
• Bonus Melee Damage

Collection

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