McMillicancuddy's Farm

As with other parts of the Mysterious Island Quest, the area can initially only be accessed in one of the war outfits. It becomes available wearing the other war outfit after a sufficient number of combatants have been killed.

It is initially available to those wearing the War Hippy Fatigues. Attempting to reach the area in the Frat Warrior Fatigues before a sufficient number of hippies have been killed gives the message:

You can't fight through the hippies to get to McMillicancuddy's Farm.

The area can be reached without an outfit, but the non-combats in The Barn cannot be obtained (??I think this is right) and speaking to Farmer McMillicancuddy in McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse gives the message:

Ach, I canna waste time wit ye right nae. I need help from yon soldiers.

Areas

McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse

To receive the quest

Speak to Farmer McMillicancuddy in an appropriate outfit and he will tell you that he is overrun with "dooks".

"Ach! Me farm, it's overrun! Dooks all over it!"

"Dooks?" you reply. "What are dooks?"

"Dooks! Dooks, ye stupid git! Great flappin' beasts, with webbed feet and bills! Dooks!"

"Ah, gotcha. I'll see what I can do."

During the quest

Need text

After completing the quest

(ie, after the ducks have been moved out of The Barn and then driven out of their subsequent location.)

"Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"

"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing soybeans, to help feed the hippy army?"

"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."

(Doesn't seem to actually do anything like give a shop.)

The Barn

Adventure here in dresses appropriately to receive three noncombats, which drive the ducks from The Barn and into another area of the farm.

Each area will get a different kind of duck, but you can only drive ducks into three areas, so not all kind of ducks are obtainable in one ascension.

As well as the area-specific drops listed below, all areas also drop duct tape.

The Pond

Gets a ? duck, which drops a frozen feather.

The Back 40

Gets a scorched duck, which drops a flaming feather.

The Other Back 40

Gets a greasy duck, which drops a flirtatious feather.

The Granary

Gets a rotund duck, which drops a ?

The Bog

Gets a ? duck, which drops a fetid feather.

The Family Plot

Gets Zombie Duck and Vampire Duck, both of which drop a frightful feather.

The Shady Thicket

Gets a drunk duck and a mean drunk duck, both of which drop a bottle of vodka, a bottle of gin, a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, a boxed wine and a bottle of whiskey.