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| |[[Image:Farm8.gif]] | | |{{click|image=Farm8.gif|link=McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse}} |
| |{{click|image=Farm9.gif|link=The Shady Thicket}} | | |{{click|image=Farm9.gif|link=The Shady Thicket}} |
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| ==Description==
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| |[[Image:farmer.gif]]
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| |'''McMillicancuddy's Farm''' is a sidequest in the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]. Farmer McMillicancuddy needs your help ridding his farm of a giant duck infestation. The farm can initially only be accessed while wearing the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]. It becomes available while wearing the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] after a sufficient number of Hippies have been killed.
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| ==Tasks==
| | [[McMillicancuddy's Farm]] is located on the wartime [[Mysterious Island of Mystery]]. |
| *Talk to Farmer McMillincancuddy in war fatigues and he will ask you to help eradicate the ducks invading his farm.
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| *Head over to [[The Barn]] to start fighting [[generic duck]]s.
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| *After a few ducks, you will find yourself [[Cornered!|cornered]] by ducks. Kind of. From here, you can...
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| **Grab the pitchfork and wave it around. Some ducks will head to [[The Granary]], where you can now adventure to fight [[rotund duck]]s.
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| **Bang on the cowbell. Some ducks will head to [[The Bog]], where you can now adventure to fight {{element|stench|}} ducks.
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| **Make a fence out of the barbed wire. Some ducks will head to [[The Pond]], where you can now adventure to fight {{element|cold|}} ducks.
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| *Keep adventuring in The Barn and you'll wind up [[Cornered Again!|cornered again]]. In this corner, you can...
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| **Knock over the lantern. Some ducks will head to [[McMillicancuddy's Back 40]], where you can now adventure to fight {{element|hot|}} ducks.
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| **Try to catch them in the beartrap. Some ducks will head to [[The McMillicancuddy Family Plot]], where you can now adventure to fight {{element|spooky|}} ducks.
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| *Keep adventuring in The Barn and you'll wind up [[How Many Corners Does this Stupid Barn Have!?|cornered once again]]. From here, you can...
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| **Grab the shotgun and start firing. Some ducks will head over to [[McMillicancuddy's Shady Thicket]], where you can now adventure to fight drunken ducks.
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| **Dump out the drum. Some ducks will head over to [[McMillicancuddy's Other Back 40]], where you can now adventure to fight {{element|sleaze|}} ducks.
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| *'''Note:''' As you can only send ducks to three different locations, you can't explore all of McMillicancuddy's Farm in one ascension.
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| *After being cornered for the third time, you will have cleared all of the ducks out of the barn.
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| *Next, go to the three areas the ducks have wandered to. After killing about ten ducks, an area will be cleared out.
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| *Once the farm is duck-free, go back to McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse and talk to him. He will thank you and help the army you finished the quest as.
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| ==Rewards==
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| *If this sidequest is completed in [[War Hippy Fatigues]], all {{plural|Hippy Army MPE}} will contain {{plural|megatofu}}. Additionally, you can return to [[McMillicancuddy's Farm (post-war)|the farm]] once the war is over to fight up to 10 ducks a day.
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| *If this sidequest is completed in [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]], all {{plural|Frat Army FGF}} will contain {{plural|McMillicancuddy's Special Lager}}. Additionally, you can return to [[McMillicancuddy's Farm (post-war)|the farm]] once the war is over to fight up to 15 ducks a day.
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| *In both cases, the limit is the number of ducks defeated. If a duck is run away from, it does not count towards the days total.
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| ''Trying to talk to Farmer McMillicancuddy without wearing soldier fatigues:''
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| :Ach, I canna waste time wit ye right nae. I need help from yon soldiers.
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| ''Talking to Farmer McMillicancuddy in war fatigues initially:''
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| :"Ach! Me farm, it's overrun! Dooks all over it!"
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| :"Dooks?" you reply. "What are dooks?"
| | *[[The Pond]] |
| | *[[The Back 40]] |
| | *[[The Other Back 40]] |
| | *[[The Granary]] |
| | *[[The Barn]] |
| | *[[The Bog]] |
| | *[[The Family Plot]] |
| | *[[McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse]] |
| | *[[The Shady Thicket]] |
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| :"Dooks! Dooks, ye stupid git! Great flappin' beasts, with webbed feet and bills! Dooks!"
| | ==Notes== |
| | | *Initially, only the [[McMillicancuddy's Farmhouse|Farmhouse]] may be visited, in order for Farmer McMillicancuddy to ask you for your help to [[Defowl the Farm]]. |
| :"Ah, gotcha. I'll see what I can do."
| | *The other locations are conditionally opened based on choices made while adventuring at [[The Barn]]. |
| ''Finishing in the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]:''
| | *After the fowl infestation has dealt with, the locations within the Farm may longer be accessed, and the Farm itself becomes an adventurable location. |
| :"Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"
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| :"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing soybeans, to help feed the hippy army?"
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| :"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."
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| ''Finishing in the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]:''
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| :Ach, the dooks are gone! Thank ye. How can I ever repay ye?"
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| :"Well... How about dedicating a portion of your farm to growing hops, to make better beer for the frat army?"
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| :"Aye, aye. I can do that fer ye."
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| ==Notes==
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| *You can talk to Farmer McMillicancuddy in the fatigues of the army opposite the one the sidequest was finished as, and he'll respond as though that side finished. This is, in all likelihood, a bug.
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
| * Farmer McMillicancuddy's accent is a reference to the pilot in The Rundown, and specifically the conversation with The Rock about "The Boos on the Grind!"
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| *McMillicancuddy is a reference to McGillicuddy's, a brand of liquor. | | *McMillicancuddy is a reference to McGillicuddy's, a brand of liquor. |
| *McMillicancuddy's speech about "dook's" is a reference to the movie Snatch, in the scene Mickey O'Neil (Brad Pitt) asks Turk if he likes "Dag's"
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