Meat vortex

meat vortex

This is a curious object - a whirling mass of energy that seems to just suck up Meat.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 57 Meat.

(In-game plural: meat vortices)

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Obtained From

The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm

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When Used

• From inventory, whether or not you have Meat on hand:

You place the meat vortex on the ground, and set it to spinning. It sucks a bunch of meat out of your wallet, and then vanishes in a puff of annoying.

You lose 56−100 Meat.

• In combat against a monster that can drop Meat:

	You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. Meat begins to fly through the air from him to you.
	You gain some Meat.

• Subsequent times against a monster that can drop Meat:

	The vortex whirls and whirls, but is unable to extract any more Meat from it.

• In combat against a monster that can't drop Meat:

	You unleash the meat vortex on your unsuspecting opponent. The vortex whirls and whirls, but is unable to extract any Meat from him.

Uses

• meatspout staff

Notes

• Meat gained ranges from 1 to the maximum amount of Meat the monster drops before any bonuses are applied.
• Was the source of the "Black Sunday" bugmeat.
• Required in order to defeat the Big Meat Golem in The Sorceress' Tower.
• The best place to use this item is on the dirty thieving brigands in The Themthar Hills, due to their inordinately high Meat drop.
• Using two of these items with Ambidextrous Funkslinging results in wasting one.
• If you use a meat vortex on a monster, then cast CLEESH, you can use another meat vortex on the frog, newt, or salamander (only getting about 5 meat).

References

• The usage text "vanishes in a puff of annoying" may be a reference to the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy which uses the phrase "Vanish in a puff of logic". It may also be a reference to the classic computer game "Colossal Cave" (also known as "Adventure" or "ADVENT"), where defeated enemies would "Vanish in a puff of greasy black smoke".

Collection

• 🥇: Domloid (#315426) - 421,000
• 🥈: Bacon Stoned (#897718) - 300,000
• 🥉: The Captain (#91349) - 274,568
• #4: ShadowsLight (#101130) - 169,951
• #5: mikeyboypdx71 (#602836) - 151,196
• #6: tHIsguy (#114754) - 100,000
• #7: cankergIRL (#100552) - 52,066
• #8: NML Manticore (#29041) - 35,382
• #9: Pastahead (#486552) - 16,627
• #10: Vortex320 (#454057) - 13,851

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