Mega frog

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Mega frog
Monster ID	1342
Locations	The Edge of the Swamp
Hit Points	20
Attack	14
Defense	16
Initiative	10
Meat	12-18
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, torso
Drops	delicious swamp muck, swamp lolly
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a mega frog

The mega frog is one hundred stories of one-hundred-ten percent ten-speed terror like bam -- like fresh out the grease.

Also, it kind of smells like when you open a new thing of CD-Rs. Like electric celery, but subtle.

Hit Message(s):

The mega frog dingles your bones into tapioca pudding. (Pardon my language.) Ow!

The mega frog belches a cloud of the worst halitosis ever at you. The spasming of your guts indicates that they do not approve. Ooh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The mega frog punches you with a giant green fist. Kind of an unexpected attack for a frog, which may explain its effectiveness to some degree. Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

You barely manage to avoid a severe licking. Uggh.

The mega frog roars angrily at you, showing row after row of pointy little teeth.

The mega frog clomps its mouth shut mere inches from your head. It's a good thing you aren't a little bit taller!

The mega frog gets its mouth way closer to your face than you're comfortable with.

Fumble Message:

Currently unknown (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: delicious swamp muck (? chance)*

You acquire an item: swamp lolly (? chance)*

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Occurs at The Edge of the Swamp.

References

• This monster and its description are a reference to the Adventure Time episode "The Hard Easy", in which a group of creatures seek protection from a creature called the Mega Frog.