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She pulls out a pretty hate machine and beats you with it. Aesthetics notwithstanding, it hurts. {{ouch|5}} | She pulls out a pretty hate machine and beats you with it. Aesthetics notwithstanding, it hurts. {{ouch|5}} | ||
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She hits you with her cane, sugar. {{ouch|5}} | |||
She makes you recite a poem from memory, and thwacks your knuckles when you miss a line. {{ouch|5}} | |||
|critical=She smacks you in the {{part}} with her cane, then drags her fingernails down a nearby chalkboard. Ow, your {{part}}! Ow, your ears! {{ouch|5}} | |||
|miss= | |miss= | ||
|fumble= | |fumble=She threatens to make you stay after class and clean the erasers. You point out that you're underwater. | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin lipstick}} | {{acquire|item=Mer-kin bunwig|chance=?%}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin lipstick|chance=?%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin hallpass|chance=?%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Mer-kin Elementary School]]. | Occurs at [[Mer-kin Elementary School]]. | ||
==Notes== | |||
*She is resistant to multi-round [[stunning]]. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*The description and combat messages contain references to [[Wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]'s song "Another Brick in the Wall". | *The description and combat messages contain references to [[Wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]'s song "Another Brick in the Wall". | ||
*"Pretty Hate Machine" was the debut album of Trent Reznor's industrial rock act [[Wikipedia:Nine Inch Nails|Nine Inch Nails]]. | *"Pretty Hate Machine" was the debut album of Trent Reznor's industrial rock act [[Wikipedia:Nine Inch Nails|Nine Inch Nails]]. | ||
Revision as of 17:02, 13 April 2013
| Mer-kin teacher | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 838 |
| Locations | Mer-kin Elementary School |
| Hit Points | 700 |
| Attack | 600 |
| Defense | 700 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | Mer-kin lipstick, Mer-kin bunwig, Mer-kin hallpass, Folder (catfish) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mer-kin teacherThis Mer-kin is in charge of training young acolytes in the cult of the Ancient Elder God of Hate. Not only is dark sarcasm encouraged in her classroom, it's actually a big part of the final exam.
Hit Message(s):
She says you can't have any pudding since you don't eat your meat, and then smacks you with a cane. Ow! Ow! Ow! Eek! Eek!
She pulls out a pretty hate machine and beats you with it. Aesthetics notwithstanding, it hurts. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
She hits you with her cane, sugar. Ow! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ouch!
She makes you recite a poem from memory, and thwacks your knuckles when you miss a line. Ouch! Oof! Eek! Ow! Ouch!
She smacks you in the <nipple> with her cane, then drags her fingernails down a nearby chalkboard. Ow, your <nipple>! Ow, your ears! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
not known
She threatens to make you stay after class and clean the erasers. You point out that you're underwater. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin bunwig (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin lipstick (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin hallpass (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Mer-kin Elementary School.
Notes
- She is resistant to multi-round stunning.
References
- The description and combat messages contain references to Pink Floyd's song "Another Brick in the Wall".
- "Pretty Hate Machine" was the debut album of Trent Reznor's industrial rock act Nine Inch Nails.
