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*The description and combat messages contain references to [[Wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]'s song "Another Brick in the Wall". | *The description and combat messages contain references to [[Wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]'s song "Another Brick in the Wall". | ||
*"Pretty Hate Machine" | *"Pretty Hate Machine" and "The Downward Spiral", mentioned in a hit and miss message, are albums by [[Wikipedia:Nine Inch Nails|Nine Inch Nails]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:24, 23 April 2013
| Mer-kin teacher | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 838 |
| Locations | Mer-kin Elementary School |
| Hit Points | 700 |
| Attack | 600 |
| Defense | 700 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | mer-kin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, tail, torso |
| Drops | Mer-kin lipstick, Mer-kin bunwig, Mer-kin hallpass, Folder (catfish) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mer-kin teacherThis Mer-kin is in charge of training young acolytes in the cult of the Ancient Elder God of Hate. Not only is dark sarcasm encouraged in her classroom, it's actually a big part of the final exam.
Hit Message(s):
She pulls out a pretty hate machine and beats you with it. Aesthetics notwithstanding, it hurts. Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
She says you can't have any pudding since you don't eat your meat, and then smacks you with a cane. Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!
She hits you with her cane, sugar. Eek! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
She makes you recite a poem from memory, and thwacks your knuckles when you miss a line. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ugh!
She smacks you in the <shoulder> with her cane, then drags her fingernails down a nearby chalkboard. Ow, your <shoulder>! Ow, your ears! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Eek!
She tries to beat you with her pretty hate machine, but you swim a downward spiral away from her.
She tries to hit you with her cane, but she cane't.
She tries to cane you, but you say, "what am I, a rattan chair?"
She tries to make you recite a poem, but you give up when you can't remember what the man from Nantucket did.
She threatens to make you stay after class and clean the erasers. You point out that you're underwater. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin bunwig (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin lipstick (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Mer-kin hallpass (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Mer-kin Elementary School.
Notes
- She is resistant to multi-round stunning.
References
- The description and combat messages contain references to Pink Floyd's song "Another Brick in the Wall".
- "Pretty Hate Machine" and "The Downward Spiral", mentioned in a hit and miss message, are albums by Nine Inch Nails.
