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{{battletop|image=Foreman.gif|a=a|name=7-Foot Dwarf Foreman|text=This is a foreman of the 7-Foot Dwarves who work Itznotyerzitz Mine. The foremen live in a nearby gorge. | {{battletop|image=Foreman.gif|a=a|name=7-Foot Dwarf Foreman|text=This is a foreman of the 7-Foot Dwarves who work Itznotyerzitz Mine. The foremen live in a nearby gorge. | ||
You'd better be careful, or he might beat you up and cook you on his gorge Foreman grill.}} | |||
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He swings his pickaxe at your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | He swings his pickaxe at your {{part}}. {{ouch|2}} | ||
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You gain 11-12 {{substat}}</center> | You gain 11-12 {{substat}}</center> | ||
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Occurs | Occurs at [[Itznotyerzitz Mine]]. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
The monster description is a play on the | *The monster description is a play on the "George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine," more popularly known as the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman_Grill George Foreman Grill], named for—and promoted with great success by—Heavyweight Champion boxer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman George Foreman]. | ||
[[Category:Adventure]] | [[Category:Adventure]] | ||
Revision as of 06:22, 6 June 2006
He swings his pickaxe at your <skull>. Ow! Argh!
He swings both picks at you, hitting you square in the... I can't say. It's too horrible. Oof! Ooh!
He smacks you right in the <skull> with his pickaxe. You feel your gorge rise. Oof! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
He presses your <skull> in his gorge Foreman grill. Smells delicious, but hurts something fierce. Eek! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Eek!
He starts to pickaxe you, but you axe him not to.
He swings both picks at you but they clang together harmlessly above your head.
He starts to smack you again, but is distracted by a nearby table of snacks, upon which he gorges himself.
He tries to press you in his gorge Foreman grill, but it's too small to fit around your <skull>.
 | You gain 48−77 Meat (average: 60.7, stdev: 5.6)* |
 | You acquire 3.2% chance 7-Foot Dwarven maddox |
 | You acquire 2.9% chance miner's helmets |
 | You acquire 3.1% chance pairs of miner's pants |
Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine.
References
- The monster description is a play on the "George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine," more popularly known as the George Foreman Grill, named for—and promoted with great success by—Heavyweight Champion boxer George Foreman.
