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{{acquire | {{acquire|image=mattock.gif|item=7-Foot Dwarven mattock|chance=3.2%}} | ||
{{acquire | {{acquire|image=minerhat.gif|item=miner's helmet|chance=2.9%}} | ||
{{acquire | {{acquire|image=whitepants.gif|item=miner's pants|chance=3.1%}} | ||
{{stat|11-12}} | {{stat|11-12}} | ||
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Revision as of 21:21, 20 August 2006
He swings both picks at you, hitting you square in the... I can't say. It's too horrible. Argh! Oof!
He smacks you right in the <face> with his pickaxe. You feel your gorge rise. Ow! Oof! Oof! Oof! Eek!
He presses your <face> in his gorge Foreman grill. Smells delicious, but hurts something fierce. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch!
He starts to pickaxe you, but you axe him not to.
He swings both picks at you but they clang together harmlessly above your head.
He starts to smack you again, but is distracted by a nearby table of snacks, upon which he gorges himself.
He tries to press you in his gorge Foreman grill, but it's too small to fit around your <face>.
 | You gain 48−77 Meat (average: 60.7, stdev: 5.6)* |
 | You acquire an item: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (3.2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: miner's helmet (2.9% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: miner's pants (3.1% chance)* |
| You gain 11-12 <substat>. |
Occurs at Itznotyerzitz Mine.
References
- The monster description is a play on the "George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine," more popularly known as the George Foreman Grill, named for—and promoted with great success by—Heavyweight Champion boxer George Foreman.
