Moister oyster

Moister oyster
Monster ID	1371
Locations	An Octopus's Garden (While Lucky!)
Hit Points	1500
Attack	1100
Defense	1300
Initiative	50
Meat	80-120
Phylum	fish
Elements	None
Resistance	25% Physical, 25% Elemental
Monster Parts	nacre, shell, slimy bit
Drops	giant pearl
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a moister oyster

This oyster secretes even more mucus than your average oyster. Normally, secreting additional mucus isn't really a selling point, but when you're dealing with oysters, it's actually desirable.

Hit Message(s):

It spits a pearl at you, leaving a little welt on your shoulder. Oof! Ow! Eek!

It licks you with its slimy...well, everything. Ugh! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

It snaps its shell shut on your <neck>. What the shell, man? Ooh! Ow! Argh!

It talks of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax, and then bonks you with its shell. Ouch! Ugh! Ow!

It pulls the pillow off its oyster bed and smacks you with it. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!

It asks why the sea is boiling hot, and before you can reply it spits hot water at you. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It snaps its shell on your groin, %trap,^[sic] and bung, like some kind of hellish set of pain castanets. Ugh! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to shut its shell on your arse, but you dodge.

It tries to lick you, but you say the time has come to talk of other things.

It decides to turn over in its oyster bed rather than attacks.^[sic]

It starts to spit a pearl at you, but you act like a swine so it doesn't.

It asks why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. You reply, "it isn't, and they don't."

It talks of shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings.

Fumble Message:

It stops and hawks up some more mucus to use to make pearls. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 90−120 Meat

You acquire an item: giant pearl

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Occurs at An Octopus's Garden, semi-rarely.

Notes

• Immune to multi-round stuns.
• This monster has 25% Physical Resistance and 25% Elemental Resistance.
• This monster has a soft damage cap applied, after which a special damage reduction is applied. If an attack would do no more than 300 damage, then no additional damage reduction is applied. Otherwise, if x is the base damage done (after physical/elemental resistance is applied), then the actual damage the oyster takes is 300+floor((x-300)^0.8).

References

• Contains several references to The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll.