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==Location== | ==Location== | ||
*Occurs at [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]. | *Occurs at [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]. | ||
==Note== | ==Note== | ||
*Strangely, some of this monster's hit and miss messages are currently missing. | *Strangely, some of this monster's hit and miss messages are currently missing. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*The name may be a reference to the clan The Monkeys of Basingstoke city. | *The name may be a reference to the clan The Monkeys of Basingstoke city. | ||
*The Bum and Paddles is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Skull and Bones|The Order of Skull and Bones]], a secret society at Yale University, rumored to have some mysterious international connections, not necessarily bent on world domination. | *The Bum and Paddles is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Skull and Bones|The Order of Skull and Bones]], a secret society at Yale University, rumored to have some mysterious international connections, not necessarily bent on world domination. | ||
*The miss message is a reference to the movie Ferris Buller's Day Off. | *The miss message is a reference to the movie Ferris Buller's Day Off. | ||
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| Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV | |
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| Monster ID | 517 |
| Locations | The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues) |
| Hit Points | 240 |
| Attack | 195 |
| Defense | 175 |
| No-Hit | 205 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | 160-240 |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, natty blue ascot, white class ring |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IVWell, Muffy, it looks like you've encountered Lord Montague "Monty" Basingstoke-Pratt IV. His blood is so blue it's frequently mistaken for toilet bowl cleaner, and his teeth are white enough to be seen from orbit. He has a sweater tied around his neck, an ascot, a dickey, and a sizeable trust fund. He looks like the bastard child of a chewing gum commercial and a J. Crew catalog.
Rumor has it that he's a member of a secret society, the Bum and Paddles. It's an organization where rich folks can sit around plotting world domination and generally feeling superior to everyone else. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?
Hit Message(s):
He looks down his nose at you, sniffing dismissively. Ow! Your feelings! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
(Blank hit message) Oof! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Argh!
(Blank hit message) Ouch! Argh!
He tries to act snooty with you, but you're distracted by how funny a word "snooty" is.
(Blank message.)
(Blank fumble message) (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain ?−215-? Meat |
 | You acquire an item: white class ring (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: natty blue ascot (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (? chance)* |
| You gain 50 <substat>. |
Location
- Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
Note
- Strangely, some of this monster's hit and miss messages are currently missing.
References
- The name may be a reference to the clan The Monkeys of Basingstoke city.
- The Bum and Paddles is a reference to The Order of Skull and Bones, a secret society at Yale University, rumored to have some mysterious international connections, not necessarily bent on world domination.
- The miss message is a reference to the movie Ferris Buller's Day Off.
