Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV

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Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV
Monster ID	517
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	240
Attack	195
Defense	175
No-Hit	205
Initiative	40
Meat	160-240
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, natty blue ascot, white class ring
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV

Well, Muffy, it looks like you've encountered Lord Montague "Monty" Basingstoke-Pratt IV. His blood is so blue it's frequently mistaken for toilet bowl cleaner, and his teeth are white enough to be seen from orbit. He has a sweater tied around his neck, an ascot, a dickey, and a sizeable trust fund. He looks like the bastard child of a chewing gum commercial and a J. Crew catalog.

Rumor has it that he's a member of a secret society, the Bum and Paddles. It's an organization where rich folks can sit around plotting world domination and generally feeling superior to everyone else. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Hit Message(s):

He looks down his nose at you, sniffing dismissively. Ow! Your feelings! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)

He shows you the super-secret greeting of the Bum and Paddles society. Here's a hint - it involves your bum, and a paddle. Eek! Eek! Ow! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

(Blank hit message) Ow! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to act snooty with you, but you're distracted by how funny a word "snooty" is.

(Blank message.)

Fumble Message:

(Blank fumble message) (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain ?−215-? Meat

You acquire an item: white class ring (? chance)*

You acquire an item: natty blue ascot (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (? chance)*

You gain 50 <substat>.

Location

• Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

Note

• Strangely, some of this monster's hit and miss messages are currently missing.

References

• The name may be a reference to the clan The Monkeys of Basingstoke city.
• The Bum and Paddles is a reference to The Order of Skull and Bones, a secret society at Yale University, rumored to have some mysterious international connections, not necessarily bent on world domination.
• The miss message is a reference to the movie Ferris Buller's Day Off.