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This looks like some kind of desert-based Ent, but it's actually just a saguaro that's been mutated from prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation. Some sort of vaguely glowing venom seems to drip from its spines.
{{battle|text=This looks like some kind of desert-based Ent, but it's actually just a saguaro that's been mutated from prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation. Some sort of vaguely glowing venom seems to drip from its spines.


You know, I've always thought, "cacti are jerks, but at least they're not ambulatory. I mean, you have to fall on them to get hurt by them." Just goes to show that the universe hates me.  
You know, I've always thought, "cacti are jerks, but at least they're not ambulatory. I mean, you have to fall on them to get hurt by them." Just goes to show that the universe hates me.  


|hit=It picks up a prickly pear and lobs it at you, smacking you upside the head. {{ouch|6}}


Can inflict Really Quite Poisoned.
It spikes you in the {{part}}. You feel vaguely like the punch at a prom.{{ouch|6}}
Image file is http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/mutantcactus.gif
Attack messages include:
It picks up a prickly pear and lobs it at you, smacking you upside the head.
Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!


It spikes you in the solar plexus. You feel vaguely like the punch at a prom.
It stomps on you with a spiky foot. Thank goodness it wasn't a spiky yard. {{ouch|6}}


It grazes you with a dozen quills, quelling your attempts to dodge.
It grazes you with a dozen quills, quelling your attempts to dodge. {{ouch|6}}


|miss=It tries to spike you in the {{part}}, but you dodge.


Fumble:
It scratches you with its quills, but it manages to hit a spot that had been itching all day. Aaaahhh.
 
It lobs a prickly pear at you, but throws short. It should have picked a peppier prickly pear.
 
|critical=
|fumble=
}}


It wheels its arms around comically and falls heavily to the ground. See, that's why cacti shouldn't walk around.
{{meat|amount=}}
{{acquire|item=witch hat}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=invisible bag}}


It tries to spike you in the calf, but you dodge.
----
It scratches you with its quills, but it manages to hit a spot that had been itching all day. Aaaahhh.
Occurs at random locations during the [[Halloween]].
It lobs a prickly pear at you, but throws short. It should have picked a peppier prickly pear.


You acquire a [[witch hat]].
==Notes==
You acquire an invisible bag.
*A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
{{acquireEffect|effect=Really Quite Poisoned|duration=10}}

Revision as of 04:48, 27 October 2008

Mutant saguaro
Monster ID 727
Locations Appears about every 30 adventures on Halloween XX
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, trunk
Drops beholed bedsheet, invisible bag, witch hat
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
mutant saguaro You're fighting a mutant saguaro

This looks like some kind of desert-based Ent, but it's actually just a saguaro that's been mutated from prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation. Some sort of vaguely glowing venom seems to drip from its spines.

You know, I've always thought, "cacti are jerks, but at least they're not ambulatory. I mean, you have to fall on them to get hurt by them." Just goes to show that the universe hates me.

Hit Message(s):

It picks up a prickly pear and lobs it at you, smacking you upside the head. Oof! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

It spikes you in the <thigh>. You feel vaguely like the punch at a prom.Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ugh!

It stomps on you with a spiky foot. Thank goodness it wasn't a spiky yard. Ouch! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!

It grazes you with a dozen quills, quelling your attempts to dodge. Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to spike you in the <thigh>, but you dodge.

It scratches you with its quills, but it manages to hit a spot that had been itching all day. Aaaahhh.

It lobs a prickly pear at you, but throws short. It should have picked a peppier prickly pear.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You gain Meat.
You acquire an item: witch hat
or
You acquire an item: invisible bag

Occurs at random locations during the Halloween.

Notes

  • A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned
(duration: 10 Adventures)