Mystery Raffle Ticket

This is a ticket for the Penguin Mafia's "Mystery Raffle" fund-raiser. Nobody knows what the prizes are -- that's why it's a mystery!

Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

Description

The Mystery Raffle Tickets were for a series of raffles held by the Penguin Mafia. These raffles offered fabulous prizes:

Raffle #1

• Second prize: a bottle of Acqua Del Piatto Merlot.
• First prize: three bottles of Merlot and a Mafia bow tie.

Raffle #2

• Second prize: a bottle of Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet.
• First prize: three bottles of Cabernet and a pair of cement shoes.

Raffle #3

• Second prize: a bottle of Uovo Marcio Shiraz.
• First prize: three bottles of Shiraz and a Mafia stogie.

Raffle #4

• Second prize: a bottle of Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir.
• First prize: three bottle of Pinot Noir and a Mafia violin case.

Raffle #5

• Second prize: a bottle of Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne.
• First prize: three bottles of Champagne and a pair of old school Mafia knickerbockers.
• Zeroth prize: all five Mafia items.
• Grand prize: all five Mafia items and a set of Crimbo Duds.

Notes

• This item no longer exists; its entry in the item database was replaced by the raffle ticket.