Naughty Sorority Nurse

Naughty Sorority Nurse
Monster ID	510
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	160
Attack	180
Defense	166
No-Hit	0
Initiative	30
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	energy drink IV, gauze garter, gauze garter, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Naughty Sorority Nurse

This sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken? Anyway, she totally got drafted into the Brotherhood of One?

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She winks at you while she sensually rubs ointment on the bruise you just gave her. I won't say where.

She lifts her skirt (not pictured) a little bit south of far enough and licentiously applies a bandage to her thigh.

She extends her leg, slowly slides her garter bandage off and applies it to her forearm.

She yawns and starts painting her toenails.

She taps her high-heeled foot impatiently.

She notices a bruise on the upper slopes of her cleavage, and kisses it better.

She points out a little scratch on her cleavage and applies a bandage to it.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: energy drink IV (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: gauze garter (? chance)*

You acquire an item: gauze garter (? chance)*

You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (??% chance)*

You gain ??? <substat>.

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Occurs in The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) while wearing the War Hippy Fatigues.