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|text=This sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken? Anyway, she totally got drafted into the Brotherhood of One? | |text=This sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken? Anyway, she totally got drafted into the Brotherhood of One? | ||
|hit | |hit=She winks at you while she sensually rubs ointment on the bruise you just gave her. I won't say where. | ||
She lifts her skirt (not pictured) a little bit south of far enough and licentiously applies a bandage to her thigh. | She lifts her skirt (not pictured) a little bit south of far enough and licentiously applies a bandage to her thigh. | ||
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She points out a little scratch on her cleavage and applies a bandage to it. | She points out a little scratch on her cleavage and applies a bandage to it. | ||
|miss=She adjusts her outfit. | |||
She adjusts her outfit. | |||
She yawns and starts painting her toenails. | She yawns and starts painting her toenails. | ||
She taps her high-heeled foot impatiently. | She taps her high-heeled foot impatiently. | ||
|critical=! | |critical=! | ||
|fumble=!}} | |fumble=!}} | ||
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Occurs in [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]. | Occurs in [[The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)]]. | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*The Sorority Nurse heals herself every turn, indicated by one of the | *The Sorority Nurse heals herself every turn, indicated by one of the hit messages. If she has full HP, one of the miss messages will appear instead and nothing will happen. | ||
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| Naughty Sorority Nurse | |
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| Monster ID | 510 |
| Locations | The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues) |
| Hit Points | 160 |
| Attack | 180 |
| Defense | 166 |
| No-Hit | 0 |
| Initiative | 30 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | energy drink IV, gauze garter, gauze garter, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Naughty Sorority NurseThis sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken? Anyway, she totally got drafted into the Brotherhood of One?
Hit Message(s):
She winks at you while she sensually rubs ointment on the bruise you just gave her. I won't say where.
She lifts her skirt (not pictured) a little bit south of far enough and licentiously applies a bandage to her thigh.
She extends her leg, slowly slides her garter bandage off and applies it to her forearm.
She notices a bruise on the upper slopes of her cleavage, and kisses it better.
She points out a little scratch on her cleavage and applies a bandage to it.
She adjusts her outfit.
She yawns and starts painting her toenails.
She taps her high-heeled foot impatiently.
 | You acquire an item: energy drink IV (??% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: gauze garter (? chance)* |
| You acquire an item: gauze garter (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (??% chance)* |
| You gain ??? <substat>. |
Occurs in The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
Notes
- The Sorority Nurse heals herself every turn, indicated by one of the hit messages. If she has full HP, one of the miss messages will appear instead and nothing will happen.
