New-You Club Membership Form

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New-You Club Membership Form

Join the New-You Club today and receive an endless supply of life-improving affirmations and growth tips!

Sharpen that saw!

Move that cheese!

Win friends, influence people!

Join Today!

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's

(In-game plural: New-You Club Membership Forms)

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When Used

Per the instructions on the back of the card, you place your hand over your heart and recite the membership oath: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" You feel affirmed already!

• When used with a correspondence active an additional message is shown:

(Only one correspondent may be active at a time, your New-You Club Membership is now active and this may be changed in the Options Menu.)

• If you are already a member of the New-You Club:

You are already a member of the New-You Club.

Notes

• May 2017's item of the month from Mr. Store.

Its in-store description: Signs you up for a helpful daily affirmation!

Info page

• Only 1 Correspondence IOTM may be active at once, you can change which is active in your settings.
• In addition to when you use the membership form, you will receive a message with one of seven Daily Affirmation items in the Correspondence section of your mailbox at rollover and on ascension.
• If the King has not been freed, the Affirmation received will be determined based on class, path, and day (per the table below).
• If the King has been freed (Aftercore), the Affirmation will be selected randomly.
• Each message containing a Daily Affirmation also has a "Saw-Sharpening" quest that can be completed once per day.
• The quest is in the form of:

"Cast [skill], once per fight, against [monster] [number] times (look in [location])."

• Each time you use the skill described against the monster, you get the in-combat message:

"You're really sharpening the old saw. You've done [number] out of [number]!"

• Completion of this quest will yield the in-combat message:

"You did it! Your saw is so sharp!"

• You will gain one VIP point the next day.

VIP Level	VIP Points	VIP Bonus
1	1	Affirmation Cookie after completing the previous day's quest
2	7	One free Affirmation Cookie each ascension
3	14	New-You Tattoo
4	21	Incredible Self-Esteem skill
5	30	Random Custom title
6	60	Random Custom title
7	90	Random Custom title
8	120	Probably a random Custom title. Followed by 150, 180, 210...

Affirmations

• Affirmations can be used as potions or combat items.

Affirmation	Potion Effect	Combat Effect
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	Adapt to Change Eventually (100 Adventures) +4 Stats Per Fight +50% Combat Initiative	Changes monster into another random monster
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	Always be Collecting (100 Adventures) +50% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters	Staggers, and after combat, drops a copy of every item that dropped
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	Be a Mind Master (100 Adventures) Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure	Free runaway and banishes monster for 80 Adventures
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	Become Superficially interested (100 Adventures) Monsters will be less attracted to you can be toggled: Become Intensely interested (100 Adventures) Monsters will be more attracted to you	Increases monster encounter rate for 80 Adventures (+3 copies to its location, does not remove queue rejection or stack with On the Trail)
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	Keep Free Hate in your Heart (100 Adventures) +30 to Monster Level Damage Absorption +10	Delevels, and one per day, gives 3 PvP fights
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	Think Win-Lose (100 Adventures) Muscle +50% Mysticality +50% Moxie +50%	Instakills the monster for no Adventure cost
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	Work For Hours a Week (100 Adventures) +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure	Grants Meat based on Monster stats (14x the sum of HP, Attack, and Defense; min. 111, max. 11,111)

• When the King has not been freed, the Affirmation received is determined by the sum of Path ID, Class ID, and Daycount:

Sum	Affirmation	Sum	Affirmation	Sum	Affirmation	Sum	Affirmation
2	Be a Mind Master	19	Always Be Collecting	36	Always be Collecting	53	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
3	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	20	Be Superficially Interested	37	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	54	Always Be Collecting
4	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	21	Be a Mind Master	38	Think Win-Lose	55	Work For Hours a Week
5	Be Superficially Interested	22	Be Superficially Interested	39	Think Win-Lose	56	Be a Mind Master
6	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	23	Be a Mind Master	40	Adapt to Change Eventually	57	Work For Hours a Week
7	?	24	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	41	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	58	Work For Hours a Week
8	Be Superficially Interested	25	Be Superficially Interested	42	Be Superficially Interested	59	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
9	Adapt to Change Eventually	26	Always be Collecting	43	Work For Hours a Week	60	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
10	Be Superficially Interested	27	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	44	?	61	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
11	Be a Mind Master	28	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	45	?	62	Adapt to Change Eventually
12	?	29	Be Superficially interested	46	?	63	Always Be Collecting
13	?	30	Be Superficially interested	47	?	64	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
14	?	31	Be a Mind Master	48	?	66	?
15	?	32	Think Win-Lose	49	?	67	?
16	?	33	Be Superficially interested	50	?	68	?
17	?	34	Adapt to Change Eventually	51	?	69	?
18	?	35	Be Superficially interested	52	?	70	?

References

• The description refers to various self-help books:
  • "Sharpen the saw" is the seventh habit of highly effective people.
  • Who Moved My Cheese? is a parable about reacting to change.
  • How to Win Friends and Influence People was one of the first best-selling self-help books.
• "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." is a catchphrase of Stuart Smalley.

Collection

• 🥇: wumbology (#360050) - 10
• 🥈: Abikum (#1306983) - 5
• 🥉: eusst (#351116), romanlv (#1305362) - 4
• #5: CreOsOTe (#921530), Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), PacHINKOid (#43130), Rammerking (#1549679) - 3
• #9: AelfRhian (#25575), Aeslyn (#24327) - 2

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