New-You Club Membership Form

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New-You Club Membership Form

Join the New-You Club today and receive an endless supply of life-improving affirmations and growth tips!

Sharpen that saw!

Move that cheese!

Win friends, influence people!

Join Today!

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(In-game plural: New-You Club Membership Forms)

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When Used

Per the instructions on the back of the card, you place your hand over your heart and recite the membership oath: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" You feel affirmed already!

• When used with a correspondence active an additional message is shown:

(Only one correspondent may be active at a time, your New-You Club Membership is now active and this may be changed in the Options Menu.)

• If you are already a member of the New-You Club:

You are already a member of the New-You Club.

Notes

• May 2017's item of the month from Mr. Store.

Its in-store description: Signs you up for a helpful daily affirmation!

Info page

• Only 1 Correspondence IOTM may be active at once, you can change which is active in your settings.
• In addition to when you use the membership form, you will receive a message with one of seven Daily Affirmation items in the Correspondence section of your mailbox at rollover and on ascension.
• If the King has not been freed, the Affirmation received will be determined based on class, path, and day (per the table below).
• If the King has been freed (Aftercore), the Affirmation will be selected randomly.
• Each message containing a Daily Affirmation also has a "Saw-Sharpening" quest that can be completed once per day.
• The quest is in the form of:

"Cast [skill], once per fight, against [monster] [number] times (look in [location])."

• Locations chosen are dependent on zones that are unlocked and available. For example, closeting all of your empty agua de vida bottles will prevent those zones from being chosen.
• The number of skill casts required is dependent on the number of monsters in the location:

Number of monsters in the zone	Skill casts needed
1	40 (exception: lobsterfrogman, 5)
2	20
3	14
4	10
5	8
6	7
7	6
8+	5

• Each time you use the skill described against the monster, you get the in-combat message:

"You're really sharpening the old saw. You've done [number] out of [number]!"

• You only need to encounter the monster and use the skill, whether or not the monster is defeated is unimportant.

• Completion of this quest will yield the in-combat message:

"You did it! Your saw is so sharp!"

• You will gain one VIP point the next day.

VIP Level	VIP Points	VIP Bonus
1	1	Affirmation Cookie after completing the previous day's quest
2	7	One free Affirmation Cookie each ascension
3	14	New-You Tattoo
4	21	Incredible Self-Esteem skill
5	30 and every 30 points afterwards	Randomly generated Custom title

Affirmations

• Affirmations can be used as potions or combat items.

Affirmation	Potion Effect	Combat Effect
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	Adapt to Change Eventually (100 Adventures) +4 Stats Per Fight +50% Combat Initiative	Changes monster into another random monster
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	Always be Collecting (100 Adventures) +50% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters	Staggers, and after combat, drops a copy of every item that dropped
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	Be a Mind Master (100 Adventures) Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure	Free runaway and banishes monster for 80 Adventures
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	Become Superficially interested (100 Adventures) Monsters will be less attracted to you can be toggled: Become Intensely interested (100 Adventures) Monsters will be more attracted to you	Increases monster encounter rate for 80 Adventures (+3 copies to its location, does not remove queue rejection or stack with On the Trail)
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	Keep Free Hate in your Heart (100 Adventures) +30 to Monster Level Damage Absorption +10	Delevels, and one per day, gives 3 PvP fights
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	Think Win-Lose (100 Adventures) Muscle +50% Mysticality +50% Moxie +50%	Instakills the monster for no Adventure cost
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	Work For Hours a Week (100 Adventures) +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure	Grants Meat based on Monster stats (14x the sum of HP, Attack, and Defense; min. 111, max. 11,111)

• When the King has not been freed, the Affirmation received is determined by the sum of Path ID, Class ID, and Daycount:

Sum	Affirmation	Sum	Affirmation	Sum	Affirmation	Sum	Affirmation
2	Be a Mind Master	19	Always Be Collecting	36	Always be Collecting	53	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
3	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	20	Be Superficially Interested	37	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	54	Always Be Collecting
4	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	21	Be a Mind Master	38	Think Win-Lose	55	Work For Hours a Week
5	Be Superficially Interested	22	Be Superficially Interested	39	Think Win-Lose	56	Be a Mind Master
6	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	23	Be a Mind Master	40	Adapt to Change Eventually	57	Work For Hours a Week
7	?	24	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	41	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	58	Work For Hours a Week
8	Be Superficially Interested	25	Be Superficially Interested	42	Be Superficially Interested	59	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
9	Adapt to Change Eventually	26	Always be Collecting	43	Work For Hours a Week	60	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
10	Be Superficially Interested	27	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	44	Adapt to Change Eventually	61	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
11	Be a Mind Master	28	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	45	Keep Free Hate in your Heart	62	Adapt to Change Eventually
12	?	29	Be Superficially interested	46	?	63	Always Be Collecting
13	?	30	Be Superficially interested	47	?	64	Keep Free Hate in your Heart
14	?	31	Be a Mind Master	48	?	66	?
15	?	32	Think Win-Lose	49	?	67	?
16	?	33	Be Superficially interested	50	?	68	?
17	?	34	Adapt to Change Eventually	51	?	69	?
18	?	35	Be Superficially interested	52	?	70	?

References

• The description refers to various self-help books:
  • "Sharpen the saw" is the seventh habit of highly effective people.
  • Who Moved My Cheese? is a parable about reacting to change.
  • How to Win Friends and Influence People was one of the first best-selling self-help books.
• "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." is a catchphrase of Stuart Smalley.

Collection

• 🥇: wumbology (#360050) - 10
• 🥈: Abikum (#1306983) - 5
• 🥉: eusst (#351116), romanlv (#1305362) - 4
• #5: CreOsOTe (#921530), Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), PacHINKOid (#43130), Rammerking (#1549679) - 3
• #9: AelfRhian (#25575), Aeslyn (#24327) - 2

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