Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep Schizophrenic familiar Four bastards in one

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Ability: Each of the familiar's four aspects has a seperate ability. Details will be forthcoming.
Hatchling: ninja pirate zombie robot
Familiar equipment: rhesus monkey

Notes

• A familiar which is, according to Jick, "really difficult" to construct (but which conceivably can be crafted by anyone), this is meant to honor the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan. It was first given to balam (#31632), TedPro (#28312), Nytmare (#56672) and Vida Londres (#9035) to thank them for their work in running the LARP at KoLCon 2.

• Kmail from Jick: http://pics.livejournal.com/prikaza/pic/0003wzdx
• The hatchling: http://pics.livejournal.com/prikaza/pic/0003x99t
• The hatching: http://pics.livejournal.com/prikaza/pic/0003yb7d
• The familiar: http://pics.livejournal.com/prikaza/pic/0003zbfr

• Balam requests that once you discover how to create this item, you do not post its manufacture method on the wiki, or other spoiler sites. Doing so isn't the ninja pirate zombie robot way.

• Regular message:
  • <name> bleeps, "MEDICAL SYSTEMS ACTIVATED," and fires a dart into your neck. You suddenly feel much better.

HPYou gain X hit points. You gain X Mana Points.

• • <name> shambles up to your opponent with a "Graaaaagh," and bites him on the head. He seems a little dazed by the experience.

• • You hear a faint howling of wind, and <name> suddenly appears out of the shadows, holding your opponent's meat pouch.

Meat You gain X Meat.

• • <name> shouts "Yarrrr!" and battens your opponent's hatches for him. Violently. For X damage.

• • <name> does a pelvic thrust at your opponent. A piece of toast ricochets off his head, momentarily stunning him (and/or driving him insa-a-a-a-ane.)

You acquire an item: toast

References

• The item's name refers to to the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan.