Ninja pirate zombie robot

Template:Itemheader What could be a better bodyguard than something that's utterly confused about its own identity? Okay, don't answer that. Still, it'll serve you faithfully as long as you don't run out of ricerumbrainsoil.

Type: familiar
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

Notes

• Obtained by using a ninja pirate zombie robot head while having the following items in your inventory:
  • 1 clockwork spine
  • 1 clockwork claws
  • 2 clockwork sheets
  • 1 chest of the Bonerdagon
  • 1 cheap toaster
  • 4 pine tars
  • 1 teeny-tiny ninja stars
  • 8 skeleton bones
  • 2 spiked femurs
  • 2 disembodied brains
  • 1 frigid ninja stars
  • 1 star throwing star
  • 1 icy-hot katana
  • 1 blundarrrbus
• Becomes a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
• Four ninja pirate zombie robots were given to balam (#31632), TedPro (#28312), Nytmare (#56672) and Vida Londres (#9035) to thank them for their work in running the LARP at KoLCon 2.

When Used

You put the ninja pirate zombie robot in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

It disappears into the shadows before stealthily pillaging your other familiars' brains to power its fuel cells. No, not really.

References

• This familiar is named after the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan.