Ninja pirate zombie robot

Template:Itemheader What could be a better bodyguard than something that's utterly confused about its own identity? Okay, don't answer that. Still, it'll serve you faithfully as long as you don't run out of ricerumbrainsoil.

Type: familiar
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

When Used

You put the ninja pirate zombie robot in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

It disappears into the shadows before stealthily pillaging your other familiars' brains to power its fuel cells. No, not really.

Notes

• Obtained by using a ninja pirate zombie robot head while having the following items in your inventory:
  • 1 clockwork spine
  • 1 clockwork claws
  • 1 clockwork sheet
  • 1 chest of the Bonerdagon
  • 1 cheap toaster
  • 1 pine tar
  • 1 skeleton bone
  • 1 spiked femur
  • 1 disembodied brain
  • 1 frigid ninja stars
  • 1 star throwing star
  • 1 teeny-tiny ninja stars
  • 1 icy-hot katana
  • 1 blundarrrbus
• The creation may use more of some items (tar, brains, etc.) if available in your inventory, but will work with the quantities above.
• Becomes a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
• Four ninja pirate zombie robots were given to balam (#31632), TedPro (#28312), Nytmare (#56672) and Vida Londres (#9035) to thank them for their work in running the LARP at KoLCon 2.
• The recipe for creating this familiar was long a secret. Members of Noblesse Oblige were the first to crack it, followed closing by Chrono Mage. The recipe became public shortly after it was discovered by a cross-clan coalition of largely newer players, self-named The Spade Foundation.

The ninja pirate zombie robot head's single red eye comes to life, and looks around. It rolls up to a clockwork spine, and attaches itself to it at the neck. The resultant snakelike thing slithers over to a cheap toaster, and connects it to the bottom of the spine.

It then rolls around in pine tar, and attaches a couple of bones to its left side. It repeats this for the right side, and then attaches a clockwork claw to each arm.

Gears whir and bones grind as the thing picks up the Chest of the Bonerdagon and attaches it to the front of its spine. It then grabs a couple more wads of pine tar, and uses them to attach two spiked femurs to the toaster.

Fully constructed, the skeleton grabs a handful of disembodied brains, and casually munches on them as it sews a ninja outfit out of a couple of clockwork sheets.

Glancing at its new threads, it beeps approvingly. It loads its pockets with frigid ninja stars, teeny-tiny ninja stars, and a star throwing star, before grabbing an icy-hot katana with one hand and a blundarrrbuss with the other.

References

• This familiar is named after the Ninjapiratezombierobot Clan.

Collection

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