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<center>[[image:fratboy.gif]] You | <center>[[image:fratboy.gif]] You’re fighting an '''Orcish Frat Boy'''</center> | ||
This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid | This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid’s outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge). | ||
<center>He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. <font color=red>'''Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!'''</font> | <center>He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. <font color=red>'''Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!'''</font> | ||
He pulls up his french maid | He pulls up his french maid’s skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. <font color=red>'''Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!'''</font> | ||
He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly. | He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly. | ||
He starts to hike up his french maid | He starts to hike up his french maid’s skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done. | ||
[[image:Meat.gif]]You gain 36 Meat.<br> | [[image:Meat.gif]]You gain 36 Meat.<br> | ||
{{acquire|1|image=Bottle.gif|item=bottle of vodka|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=Paddle.gif|item=homoerotic frat-paddle|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=Beer.gif|item=ice-cold beer|num=}} | |||
{{acquire|1|image=spraycan.gif|item=deodorant|num=}} | |||
You gain 3 Muscleboundness.<br> | You gain 3 Muscleboundness.<br> | ||
You gain 3 Enchantedness.<br> | You gain 3 Enchantedness.<br> | ||
You gain 2 Chutzpah.</center> | You gain 2 Chutzpah.<br> | ||
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Revision as of 03:18, 22 October 2005
You’re fighting an Orcish Frat BoyThis is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid’s outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).
He pulls up his french maid’s skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.
He starts to hike up his french maid’s skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.
You gain 36 Meat.
 | You acquire bottles of vodka |
 | You acquire homoerotic frat-paddles |
 | You acquire ice-cold beer(s) |
 | You acquire cans of deodorant |
You gain 3 Muscleboundness.
You gain 3 Enchantedness.
You gain 2 Chutzpah.
Occurs in the Orcish Frat House.
