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*"When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, ''[[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson & Son#Brand names|Pledge]]'' dusting spray. | *"When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, ''[[Wikipedia:S. C. Johnson & Son#Brand names|Pledge]]'' dusting spray. | ||
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Revision as of 16:10, 18 May 2006
You're fighting an Orcish Frat BoyThis is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).
He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."
He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.
He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.
He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.
You gain 36 Meat.
 | You acquire 20.2% chance bottles of vodka |
 | You acquire 6.5% chance homoerotic frat-paddles |
 | You acquire 20.1% chance ice-cold Sir Schlitzen |
 | You acquire 5.5% chance cans of deodorant |
You gain 2-3 <substat>.
Occurs in the Orcish Frat House.
References
- "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, Pledge dusting spray.
