Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)

You're fighting an Orcish Frat Boy

This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).

He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!

He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Eek!

He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! (sleaze damage)

He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."

He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.

He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.

He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.

You gain 36 Meat.

You acquire 20.2% chance bottles of vodka

You acquire 6.5% chance homoerotic frat-paddles

You acquire 20.1% chance ice-cold Sir Schlitzen

You acquire 5.5% chance cans of deodorant

You gain 2-3 <substat>.

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Occurs in the Orcish Frat House.

References

• "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, Pledge dusting spray.