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{{battletop|image=fratboy.gif|a=an|name=Orcish Frat Boy|text=This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).}} | {{battletop|image=fratboy.gif|a=an|name=Orcish Frat Boy|text=This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).}} | ||
<center>He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. {{ouch|4}} | <center>He hits you in the ear with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. {{ouch|4}} | ||
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He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted. | He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted. | ||
He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done. | He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.</center> | ||
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{{acquire|3|image=Beer.gif|item=Ice-cold Sir Schlitz|num=20.1% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=Beer.gif|item=Ice-cold Sir Schlitz|num=20.1% chance}} | ||
{{acquire|3|image=spraycan.gif|item=deodorant|num=5.5% chance}} | {{acquire|3|image=spraycan.gif|item=deodorant|num=5.5% chance}} | ||
{{stat|2-3}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Orcish Frat House]]. | Occurs at [[Orcish Frat House]]. | ||
Revision as of 15:45, 11 August 2006
He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Oof! Argh! Oof! Ooh!
He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He hands you a feather duster and tells you to clean up the frathouse. After that little dust-up, you feel pretty sore. Ugh! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."
He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.
He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.
He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.
 | You gain 24−39 Meat (average: 30.3, stdev: 3.0)* |
 | You acquire 20.2% chance bottles of vodka |
 | You acquire 6.5% chance homoerotic frat-paddles |
 | You acquire 20.1% chance ice-cold Sir Schlitzen |
 | You acquire 5.5% chance cans of deodorant |
| You gain 2-3 <substat>. |
Occurs at Orcish Frat House.
References
- "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, Pledge dusting spray.
