Oyster Egg Day I

It's Oyster Egg Day!
The Enchanted Flying Oyster came last night and hid his magical eggs all over the Kingdom!

Grab a basket at the Demon Market and go egg-hunting!

---

The first Oyster Egg Day was held on March 27, 2005. By equipping an oyster basket, participants could collect a number of differently decorated eggs from various locations about the Kingdom.

Finding Eggs

You find an Oyster egg, atop a huge X that has been painted on the ground, for some reason.
You find an Oyster egg, behind a furnace.
You find an Oyster egg, behind a stack of questionable men's magazines.
You find an Oyster egg, behind a toilet. Eeeeew.
You find an Oyster egg, behind Curtain #3.
You find an Oyster egg, behind the ear of a startled-looking Knob Goblin teenager.
You find an Oyster egg, carefully hidden in your own pants.
You find an Oyster egg, down by a crick. Er, a creek.
You find an Oyster egg, hidden behind a stack of old newspapers.
You find an Oyster egg, hidden in a pile of dryer lint.
You find an Oyster egg, hidden in a pile of other, less interesting eggs.
You find an Oyster egg, in an old shoebox, next to the skeleton of a gerbil.
You find an Oyster egg, in a huge box labeled 'Oyster eggs. Do not touch.'
You find an Oyster egg, in a plain brown wrapper, in somebody else's mailbox.
You find an Oyster egg, in between the spokes of a baby carriage wheel.
You find an Oyster egg, in plain sight.
You find an Oyster egg, inside a loaf of bread.
You find an Oyster egg, inside a pumpkin. What was that pumpkin doing there?
You find an Oyster egg, inside a stuffed animal, which did not survive the egg-removal operation.
You find an Oyster egg, in the freezer section of a nearby grocery store.
You find an Oyster egg, in the pocket of somebody’s bathrobe.
You find an Oyster egg, next to something that's either a coyote or a goose. You can't tell which.
You find an Oyster egg, taped under the lid of a nearby wastebasket.
You find an Oyster egg, under a bed. Of flowers.
You find an Oyster egg, under a boardwalk. Down by the sea.
You find an Oyster egg, underneath a fireman's hat. That was lying on the ground.
You find an Oyster egg, underneath an annoyed-looking Lavatory Troll.
You find an Oyster egg, underneath a sleeping Frat Boy.
You find an Oyster egg, under the cushions of an inexplicable couch.

Special Items

• black paisley oyster egg - Degrassi Knoll, The Sleazy Back Alley
• black plastic oyster egg - Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1, The Dungeons of Doom
• black polka-dot oyster egg - Beanbat Chamber
• black striped oyster egg - The Penultimate Fantasy Airship, Whitey's Grove
• blue paisley oyster egg - Batrat and Ratbat Burrow, Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3
• blue plastic oyster egg - The Deep Fat Friars' Gate, The Goatlet
• blue polka-dot oyster egg - Itznotyerzitz Mine, The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in Disguise)
• blue striped oyster egg - The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky, Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
• lavender paisley oyster egg - Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2, The Typical Tavern
• lavender plastic oyster egg - Fernswarthy's Tower, The Roulette Tables
• lavender polka-dot oyster egg - Cobb's Knob Treasury, Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise)
• lavender striped oyster egg - The Hole in the Sky, The Misspelled Cemetary
• mauve paisley oyster egg - The Barrel full of Barrels, The Defiled Nook
• mauve plastic oyster egg - The Palindome
• mauve polka-dot oyster egg - The Hippy Camp (in Disguise), Orcish Frat House
• mauve striped oyster egg - The Spooky Forest
• off-white paisley oyster egg - The Poker Room
• off-white plastic oyster egg - The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm, The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
• off-white polka-dot oyster egg - The Defiled Alcove
• off-white striped oyster egg - The "Fun" House
• oyster basket - The Market
• puce paisley oyster egg - The eXtreme Slope, The Limerick Dungeon
• puce plastic oyster egg - Cobb's Knob Harem, Cobb's Knob Laboratory
• puce polka-dot oyster egg - Cobb's Knob Kitchens
• puce striped oyster egg - Guano Junction, The Icy Peak
• red paisley oyster egg - Drunken Stupor, The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
• red plastic oyster egg - The Haunted Pantry, The Inexplicable Door
• red polka-dot oyster egg - The Hidden Temple, Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
• red striped oyster egg - The Defiled Cranny
• yellow paisley oyster egg - The Hippy Camp
• yellow plastic oyster egg - The Haiku Dungeon
• yellow polka-dot oyster egg - Bat Hole Entryway
• yellow striped oyster egg - The Defiled Niche

Item Effects

All non-plastic oyster eggs cost 1 Spleen damage to use, but their results depend on its color and type:

Colors:

• Black: Acquire 20 turns of Egg-stortionary Tactics
• Blue: Gain 30-35 MP
• Lavender: Gain 11-15 Moxie substat points
• Mauve: Gain 11-15 Mysticality substat points
• Off-white: Acquire 20 turns of Eggs-tra Sensory Perception
• Puce: Gain 11-15 Muscle substat points
• Red: Gain 30-35 HP
• Yellow: Acquire 20 turns of Egg-headedness

Types

• Paisley: Gain 11-15 Mysticality substat points
• Polka-dot: Gain 11-15 Moxie substat points
• Striped: Gain 11-15 Muscle substat points

Plastic oyster eggs are combat items, and their effects can be found in their respective item pages.

Dates

• March 27, 2005 - (Starch 2)
• July 09, 2005 - (April 2) - Oyster Egg Day II